Up until this moment, I thought all turtles imagined me and them being together.

I guess when you're busy justifying blowing up schoolgirls, you forget how concerned you were about Somali daycare fraud. Or maybe it was just never a thing.

The famous snobbery of YMCA staffers. It's weird no men have made the list.

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

A letter from Paul to the Corinthians

No man, my doctor has healing light emanating from his hands too.

Until Trump posts his 'Happy Easter to all the losers and haters' message, I'm gpoing to assume someone else posted those other two screeds.

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10/10 😂😂😂

I thought we were the Peoples' Front of Cananda.

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. I am beginning to think that the head of the Iranian Armed Forces wasn't a co-host for Fox & Friends Weekend 16 months ago.

I cannot imagine how a person can confiscate letters from children, that are their PRISONERS, and not understand they're evil.

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

The Trump administration is basically the Make_A_Wish foundation for nepo babies.

Throwing Stones - Grateful Dead

My 3 year old grandsons are obsessed with 'Shout'.

News of the Weird used to keep running lits of convicted killers with the middle name 'Wayne', there were tons of them

You know who would have anticipated this? Every other administration in US history, every single member of the pentagon and Diplomatic Corp not appointed by this administration and every other government on this planet.

These people are as inept as they are immoral.

Dare we say it?

The US government tortures children.

It's kind of crazy that the last two Democrat FLOTUS, are more qualified to be President, than the last two Republican presidents.

BTW, "Peace though strength" was Nixon's motto about Viet Nam. #SOTU

The military heads facial expressions were terrifying, when he spoke about Iraq. This whole thing is surreal.

It's like Black Mirror and The Twilight Zone had a baby, and named it THIS EXACT MOMENT!!! #SOTU

Before RBC got hold of it, this was an amazing festival. Now it's a corporate hostage situation.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

HELLO?!?

We’ve only been saying this for 16 months now!!!!

I used to copy his swing, as a boy.

They were never going to watch Kid Rock. They all stayed to hate watch Bad Bunny because they're anger junkies and grievance farmers.

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How does Stephen Miller ever finish a sentence without getting punched in the face?