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Posts by Nabbit; Courier Service

Neat!!

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Good news! From now on, your deliveries are projected to arrive 45% faster!!

I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle.
If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Had your package stolen?

Too bad!
Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Have a good day! ✌️
-N

8 months ago 3 0 0 0

Which one of you sick fucks DoorDashed a Burger to MooMoos house, she was very mad

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

Im gonna blame the typos on the intern

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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⚠️Dear customers in the Peach Beach area⚠️

Reports of wildlife blocking the roads we are forced to re-route for the next few days. Your Packages will still arrive as reliably as ever, but expect a delay of a few days.

We apologise for the inconvenience,
Nabbit

9 months ago 2 0 1 0

Go! Chiitan!! :D

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Hi dad, I guess...?

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Mischievous

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

You're welcome, Im glad everything worked out with shipping, please leave a positive review on my courier service if everything was to your liking!

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yoooo hes so rotund!! :D

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Spooky! I like!

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yes true, I agree, gimme your moneys

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

I didn't know they lived that long

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Monday

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Oh no! 😦
Get well soon!

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Cow, that is insane, are you ok?

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

ACAB

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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YOU'RE STILL RUNNING ME OVER!!! PSYCHO!

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

DONT JUMP OF A BUILDING FOR IT THO!!!

Happy you're choosing to represent the brand, but please looks into more normal ways of acquiring merchandise

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

Thats how I played him in nsmb U :P

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

[ooc] I think Nabbit is supposed to be a bit of a troll character to annoy your friends with. Stealing powerups and throwing them down cliffs while not taking any damage himself and all

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

Look, while I see the usefulness in fireballs, the only real benefit would be to rid bowsers goons but since I would be damaging the business relations I have with bowser, I don't see any value in it. Besides, they're not really standing in my way anyways, so what do I have to gain...

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

His greed sickens me
(he reminds me of myself)

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

The lengths I go to, just to run my courier service properly...

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

GETTING bullied!?
YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!

10 months ago 3 0 0 1

I appreciate that you stopped, but god damn, those first few times were annoying...

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Im delivering parcels, why are you harassing me

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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True!

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Easy mode?
No I just am on good terms with bowser so I just dont beef with his goons.
Weve got a strong business relationship going on.
Its mario making things needlessly dificult.

How fo you think Bowser got his hands on all those powerups lately, you think he collects them himself??

10 months ago 0 0 1 0