"𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈."

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀temp⠀pinned.

𝑴𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓,
𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒅, 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓

She's holding up a sign, that has a name scribbled out, but still reads-

"Deadpool variant, looking for a good home. Smart mouth and easily depressed."

Mr. Sinindom, come out, come out wherever you fuck-.

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺. 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘐?

"HUZZAH!"

"People need a distraction from life sometimes. And who better than anyone that isn't that creepy clown version of me-." A shudder at that memory.

What? Wolfy? It's cute!

"Nooooo- You're too hot to be Jason Vorhees!"

"Maybe. I mean, I do need to live up to the motto made after my endearing behavior! Gaslight, gatekeep, murder!"

"The only shitty thing about me is my- Uh-"

Give her a minute, she has to process what she's trying to think of. "My face! Haha!" Self-burn, but she tried.

"...No-."

"At least have some hope babe!"

♇ᡣ𐭩

BITCH, LET ME IN. GIVE ME ROBERT BACK.

Not sure what you're talking about Wolfy~.

"Nooooo! You're too beautiful to die!"

What now?

♇ᡣ𐭩

Writing Ladypool vs writing Jean cracks me up, cause Jean I have my serious moments. Ladypool? Or really any version of Wade going, "Wolfy, a big mean man stabbed me, can you kiss it better?" as Wolverine retracts his claws after stabbing them.

It will heal! She just wanted her harem to kiss it better before then.

Yes!

♇ᡣ𐭩

Just note that any spotty activity on Ladypool is due to me wanting to be a menace, but also because I cannot for the life of me keep making sex jokes that aren't just 69. I also have severe trust issues when it comes to writing female muses that are considered sexually appealing lol