Hey

I just don't correct people. I get called all three by people I'm close with, as well as lots of variations on my last name

We really Drew the short straw, huh

I'll see myself out of the Council of Andrews, thanks

Truly we're entering a new age. A Luna New Year

I swear the story of this kid resurfaces every year and nothing ever comes of it. Not saying something weird isn't happening, but it's getting old reading the same headline over and over
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Me waking up and moving my bro who fell asleep to the afk room of the friends discord

Through fog, rain, Royals lineup delivers thump against Twins KANSAS CITY -- As the fog descended rapidly and the rain picked up into a steady pour and puddles began forming on the infield dirt, Royals starter Noah Cameron’s thoughts mirrored what most were thin...

This was the royals game last Wednesday, which was foggy and rainy. The entire game story makes it sound like the game shouldn't have been played at all. I'm giving the umpire a pass.

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@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Newark, CA mentioned

I think this is my main theory too. I'm engaging with Bsky less not because of any particular aspect of Bsky or competitors, I'm just not micro blogging anymore.

That's Daniel "Two major league hits" Susac

My all time favorite

Would I use him in the playoffs? Sure. A regular season game? Yeah. Pinch hit with him in a game he didn't start? Of course.

Shea Anything

I love mine. I played through a good chunk of Baldurs gate 3 and final fantasy xvi on it, and often quest in FFXIV on it. Anything that doesn't require frame perfect execution and I want to play in bed.

A classic

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Only one thing could save this joke. A little sissy boy who's too scared to reply.

Michael Wuertz

Hell yeah

Gotta be a way to count total WAR or total all star appearances among two teams in all games and find out but I can't do it

It's gas but not yet

A completed profile in Balatro

Achievement unlocked in Balatro

Finally achieved Completionist++ in Balatro on my phone.

Is Steyer not even on the radar?

But really, is it so demonic to try and free the masses from the shackles of capitalism in the form of popular music? They claim they reach for the Golden Honmoon, when really they oppress us only further into consumption. Therefore, I strike my own flag to become, as it were, Soda Pop of Revolution

They did not, in fact, blow up the chicken man in Philly last night.

"You claim to be a player but I asked out your wife" were the working lyrics to Hit em Up

Hey thanks for the reminder Real Brian

Hell yeah

Hell yeah Gammings

People keep saying that but that goalie sure looks like he's decking kids to me

It's a between-periods kids game, there are no refs.

The chorus in that song is legitimately excellent