guy in a bear outfit goes to court and addresses the judge:
"your honor, i've brought my attorney and...
...
...
...
an alibi"
judge goes: "why the big pause?"
guy in bear outfit holds up his paws and shouts "BECAUSE I'M A BEEAAAARRRRRR"
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Two smiling femme presenting people stand at either end of a framed painting being appraised during a taping of television's "Antiques Roadshow". The painting depicts Prince Sebastian LaCroix's chambers from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. The visible paintings of Cain killing Abel have been replaced by photos of Zoë's ferrets.
*fiddles with GIMP*
Same thing they did with Corbyn. Their smear of Corbyn began the night he was having passover seder with an activist group!
when i'm jewish during easter (happy easter my christian friends) youtu.be/N-7gbWKbXbQ?...
image of a post from @muellershewrote. post body reads: "The wrong guy died today." Image in the post is a truth social post from Donald Trump reading: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Mueller, She Wept
watching @nikatine.com destroy HK-47 by making them into a skill nerd instead of a murderbot, and then giving them cat ears and thicc thighs is AGONY and should be illegal!!! Anyways go watch her play KOTOR 2 it's very funny
www.twitch.tv/nikatine
why were they at the grocery store? the grocery store doesn't sell raw milk. shouldn't they have been shopping from the back of a pickup truck in a bass pro shop's parking lot?
Shandeh Shlomi get it trending
the movie being discussed
new profile banner dropped. been spending much of today staring at The Garden of Earthly Delights because my brain can't deal with war...
uhhhh @caseyexplosion.bsky.social have you seen this yet?
do you think he's thinking about feet in this photo?
nora: the RAF, not content with aiding the genocide in Gaza, is now (with no democratic mandate) wading into the US-Israeli conflict with Iran. disgusting to see the UK enter this war as a crony of US imperialism.
we must resist this whatever it takes
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...
STOP!! ✋️
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POKÉMON🚦CHECKPOINT
YOU ☝️ ARE NOW
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to SHARE YOUR FAVORITE
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okay...just to be clear every time i bring up salazzle being my fav people say it's bc i want to fuck salazzle. NO!!!, IT'S THE ONLY PKMN WHICH CAN POISON OTHER POISON AND STEEL TYPES!
This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.
He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.
www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...
nyc socialists arrive with a sense of mise-en-scène
TYT iS prOuD tO hOsT iT's fIRst mAjOR cOnCErT aT tHe PolYmarKEt sTuDIo:tm: feATurINg tHe gENerATIonaL tAlEnT kAnYe WEsT
6 minutes long so can't repost here, sorry
But vital video from a black woman with tourettes on the misunderstandings and hurt going on in viral discourse over John Davidson at the BAFTAs.
and then sometimes there's someone like foxx who finds himself deeply implicated in the epstein files, who finds a cultural moment like this to latch onto so they can cynically grasp hold of any sense of social capital while it's rapidly eroding beneath them. that's all this is.
Ben is a dear friend of mine
KEEP CANCELLING NITRO
Until Discord says the words "We will stop the rollout for global age verification" KEEP CANCELLING NITRO
well there's my whole day gone
@lostfutures.bsky.social I hope you are doing well, would you mind please DMing me? I have an awesome friend from the levant who would want to collab on a video, but they are trying to be cautious about their identity online.
it's kind of funny that there are two consumer boycott protests happening simultaneously on both sides of the political spectrum. on the left you have a bunch of us saying "yeah cancel your discord nitro because discord wants your data and that's a huge op-sec concern from a greedy company who have proven to be irresponsible with regards to data breaches", and then on the right you have "sToP bUYinG FoOTbaLL ShiRT bEcaUSe foOTbalL coMpanY PPut bRowN mAn oN tV aND hE no SpeAk enGLisH goOd"
for real he should be dressed up like pollievre and singing yacht rock songs about austerity or something more distinctly canadian
not that they're a model institution but even @npr.org has lost the fucking plot bsky.app/profile/npr.... "narrow it's focus largely to politics and national security" my ass. npr call a spade a spade, do you want respect or white house press credentials because it's one or the other at this point
this is an irresponsible headline @npr.org. it's not narrowing its focus largely to politics and national security. it cut its entire middle east team. bsky.app/profile/leah...
WaPo dies in darkness
the beefy potato loaded griller looks pretty good ngl