RFK Jr. still has a heroin(e) addiction.
This time it's AOC destroying his brain cells.

Oh look, the felon in the White House is still felonious. And the Americans with power to do something about are clutching pearls instead of acting to save the country from a crime boss.

Why is it so easy to get rid of criminal Democrats but criminal Republicans manage to hang on like bloodsucking leeches?

It will soon be the Republican Army of MAGAmerica.

So now Jared is looking for beachfront property in Pakistan? Got it!

Something about not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier.

Trump is just a copyfat!

To me it makes it so much worse that millions of people know this and yet he is still revered by most Republicans. I could be speaking about Reagan or Trump. It’s both.

Wow. Heinous.

I honestly feel like most Americans prefer sanity over what the republicans currently have to offer. Pete Buttigieg is not just sane, he’s extremely thoughtful and intelligent.

Remember all that corruption the Biden family was accused of? Turns out it was the Trumps all along. This is not a reveal I’m sure.

J. Edgar Hooters

The Lede You’re Supposed to Focus On
On Friday, April 10, the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation was getting ready to leave the office for the

How can anyone honestly dispute these numbers? They can’t.

Syphilis would already be starving if it’s eating trump’s brain.

What’s a strip mall? I’ve never heard that term. I mean I know what a strip mall is but I’ve never heard it described— a strip mall. Is it a strip? Is it a mall? And I passed a cognitive test every time. Sir, I’ve never seen someone pass so many cognitive tests and strip malls.

I’m sorry to whine, but when I deign to click on and read a post, upon returning I am forced back to the top of my feed. Is this supposed to be useful? And does anyone know how to go back to the before of this new feature?

They’re willing to turn the other cheek.

People who kill in “the name of the Lord” often take exception to being asked to follow basic principles. JD Vance is no different.

Trump even made the comment about it looking staged. Even he (for once) acknowledged how ridiculous his ops are.

And only one can grow a beard.

Hungary for democracy?
America used to have that.

It’s been a bummer of a week for the Veep. He helped Orbán lose. He blew the negotiations with Iran. Now he has tuck tail and report to Orange.

So much winning thanks to the dual plagues of Trump Jr. and many-names JDVance.

Vance has that effect on people.
Greenlanders.
Ukrainians.
Hungarians.
Americans.

As long as he’s buried under it, I support it being built.

The obliterated Revolutionary Guard is pretty active to be non-existent.

Selected outrage depending on who committed sexual assault is the new orange.

If you don’t know anything about Hungary’s Viktor Orbán, all you need to know is that his two most ardent supporters are Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump. No need to do any more research.

$8.54 per gallon today!
Actually, I paid 2.25 euros per liter in a fill up in France.
Thanks to Donald Trump, gasoline that was already expensive has now become my most costly regular purchase. Prices like "we've never seen before" to quote a dumbass.