Let me clear I've met a couple of 'straight' lesbian men in my time, but on this note I'm a TrayRoss truther 🤣

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This looks so nice

It's giving "I love women"

Okay I'll start it's never sat right with me that "there's a lot of l*me guys out there" is Brendan's line and Taylor's is "there's a lot of cool chicks out there" honestly I might be reading too much into it but it really shows men being up themselves and useless, and women being sapphic yearning

Small gay Taylor Swift center of picture standing in yellow suit from the ME! music video in front of large brown doors with three large green window panels with decorative vaginal motif. She stares directly in your eyes

We should start a rumor some random big celebrity is gay. Might need some time to think of someone though

who even is this gaybo 🤪

it taught me so much about distrusting your government too (and subsequently my own since so-called-australia is like your baby colonial sibling that copies everything a few years after)

sometimes I think about karma is the guy on the chiefs again and I nearly do a little wee from laughing so hard this is my favourite play

Thank U for this one hun I enjoy and will employ

that jacket is also lesbian af what

I have a Scorpio mars do U want me to start something

I on the other hand was looking at her sitting on the clock the other day and thinking "this was just a big wind up wasn't it" 🤣

just remembering how in the X files it definitely was the aliens but it was also definitely the government

Okay Doechii's tiny desk ENDED ME I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH ARRGHHH I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER AND THE WHOLE DANG BAND

I was thinking about princess di when we saw Taylor in the hospital the other day

call me a little slow (I am) but holy shit I never realised Sabrina Carpenter was so HILARIOUS until recently

I absolutely love this skyline but I often miss conversation due to the time difference, also I never have enough stamina to scroll the whole thing, also I love funny little videos and gay edits

I'm really gonna miss seeing all you gaybos on tiktok next year, I'm in Aus so the ban doesn't reach me but all my Gaylor content comes from youse so I'm sad

wow thank you small gaylor in my phone this is such sweet advice I appreciate you

I feel pressure to perform human beingness

I responded with as much glee, thanks and enthusiasm as I could muster but I already know I'm a crap actor and I feel bad

i'm trying so hard to satisfy someone's hopes of being seen as thoughtful and I care about their feelings but I have been gifted something somehow simultaneously very heavy and very flimsy that I will struggle to use (I live in my car atm)

it has been a while since I have received a present and I wonder, autistics did we ever figure out how to respond in a way that satisfies the public to an unsuitable gift?/gen

yes hun bringing the gay and autistic vibe to a dang hospital now that you're donezo with the tour - I would still be face down on the floor how many cold brews have you had girl?!

doorlor lmao it's a trap, girl is already halfway thru a bottle of wine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

look I may be a little shit but in all seriousness thank you everyone for making this so fun

ok U got me

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