I am also crying about a pink whale but two things can be true

I am finally reading the Wolves of Willoughby Chase series and having the time of my LIFE, honestly don’t talk to me about any other books I don’t want to hear it

Eternal Sunshine, just for the bit

whats so crazy to me is the only job that chatbots could actually eliminate right now is ceo, every company could save millions today right now by replacing their ceo with a computer program that just parrots what other ceos say

No office towers per se in DC because of height restrictions but I just realized this means the president has to work in Rosslyn which is even funnier

Also why I truly don’t understand parents who don’t treat their children as full and independent people. Why do you want another version of you? You already know what that person is like! You probably don’t even like them that much

My friend posted a video from her son’s Rubik’s cube competition and it’s one of the only things that’s made me wonder if I missed out by not having kids. You just can’t possibly predict what they’ll be into and good at! It’s like getting a blind box toy!

i will keep reiterating it but the mRNA vaccine is one of the most important human inventions in history, next to the printing press and the solar panel, and the fact america is abandoning it is frankly anti-human in all ways possible

Hmm they sure want us to forget about the manosphere! Wonder why

Every example used to push the "men are lonely" narrative makes me think "no, men are not lonely enough."

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

I was there for the rise of the internet and smart phones, and they absolutely sold themselves. People took one look and got excited. There was no point, years into the smart phone, where companies were having to be like "you may not like the iPhone but it's here to stay so get used to it"

AI chuds will lie that actually cars or the internet also had to be pushed this hard and: No they didn't. That isn't true.

can I have my own personal pizza

I am not interested in prison. Throwing a few creeps in prison until the next fascist pardons them does nothing to destroy their power.

I want the financial and political power of these individuals and corporations to be utterly destroyed.

Take literally all of their money.

we had located the dumb on the X and Y axes but simply could not predict its projection into the Z

thinking back to the early days of Tabs and how we thought shit was dumb then. Little babies

Oh you mean RFK Jr.?

Man I just love reading what @dansinker.com writes

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Holy shit, I just got my very first royalty payment. After close to 2 years, THE Z WORD has earned out its advance. I'm so thrilled and proud. Thank you to everyone who read, bought, borrowed, reviewed, or recommended my queer zombie apocalypse book. I love you all!

Not SOCIALLY but there’s no question I imprinted on music from 1993-94

I was joking that we should have a gym talent show and the trainer asked what my talent would be and then immediately, without us ever having discussed this topic before, announced that it should be “bludgeoning a looksmaxxer”

one of the creatures pictured here was a fan

I can’t tell you how unprepared I was

She’s a photogenic dog but there’s only one possible answer

GOT2BOOK

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

pope clavicular helen dewitt

a world-historical nightmare blunt rotation in my last three “trying to find out what everybody is yelling about on here” searches

Justin and I still talk years later about the time he got tricked into buying a carbonated latte because the coffee shop called it a “Kitty Sparkle” but he did drink the whole thing