and that's why she kills people.

you are my favourite Guy Named Brian

wow. i am... not sure i can describe the way london is drawn here as "non pornographic" haha

Some OTD fanart I'm kinda ehhhhh on, could be better but if I put too much time in to a non-porn post I'll be killed on the spot by angry, horny gods (my subscribers (they wouldn't actually do that they're chill))

ily2 bran <3

unbelievably i've been one of like eight people there since 2021 and nobody seems to have noticed yet

fucked up a conversation so bad in one of my longterm discord servers that i literally just had to ollie the fuck out. it's fine they didn't want me in there anyway

unliking this to like it again

i need you to know when i loaded bsky up it had preloaded this at the top of my feed before automatically refreshing so i got Morgan Jumpscared

oh those fuck severely

no that's totally valid. i think that's a really cool name as well :0

by which i mean.... yes i did name myself after a cartoon. no not him

you probably get asked this frequently and i am very sorry. is it short for brandon or is it just bran

awww you've got the Perry Lore now!!! is lily short for anything?

thanks 😊 it is my name

"perry" did not originate from the cartoon character you think it did.

peregrine came later because i liked it and it goes with my last name more

they.... really didn't have to do foghorn like that

it's the first time he's ever seen one

i said this before but they really did set up something for 20 minutes and then uh something something static noise pikmin static noise oh look the film is over

"poorly disposed for productive conversation" how i write notes on a patient's profile after they've come into reception to tell me they got a text for a flu jab but they don't want it because it puts microchips in their brainstem and i personally am to blame for this failing

"big grape" - why.bsky.social

we been saying 😭 20 minutes of a story and then ???? and then starfox and then ?????????

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY
THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

maybe shigeru miyamoto should have tried to make sure any of the writing set up in the first act paid off at any point if shigeru miyamoto really cared that much

forgot how squeaky my mother in law is

not in our mech suits they're not!

honestly me too. i think it's pretty wild they block people on their staff account too LMAO

they don't deserve you angel

i've got to put the bathroom mirror somewhere else when i move cause it's right in front of the door. and i really do forget what i look like and get flashbanged first thing in the morning when i'm feeling good like oh. oh yea. that's me!

Wow this is popping off. While you're here, if you have any spare change, my homeless daughter could really use some help while she's stuck in legal limbo for a crime she didn't commit, all because she's Trans in Ohio.

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