Are you kidding?

It'd fuck its own daughter for a Klondike bar.

Private McChunky Shits couldn't fight its way out of a plastic bag.

Are you apologizing for helping destroy history?

No?

Then fuck off.

AHHAHAHA HA HAHAHA fuck you, Carlson.

You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis". That's where you'll find my sympathy.

Unless you're gonna do something, besides take it in the ass from Israel, SHUT UP.

Happy birthday to you.

SUCK IT, ALEX JONES!!!!

What's Twitler?

We may all be dead and gone, but Keith will still be there with 5 roaches.

"You know, I smoked your uncle. Did you know that? Fuckin' crazy."

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Step one: burn it all down.

For what? Blowing itself on an hourly basis?

......who?

Come on, Big Mac.

#OperationMigBac

Clearly, he never read up on Greek mythology.

A nazi ballroom.

Austin 3:16 says "I'm gonna whoop his ass".

I just whipped your ass.

Austin 3:16

In fact, he's not a regular ally.

He's nothing.

He's congealed failure.

I got pages of this. I could go on.

You honestly think they're gonna respect court orders?

GET THE JUDGES TO DO SOMETHING!!!!

BOOTS TO ASSES!!!!!

Is he also related to the law firm Dewey Fukewe and Howe?

That goatee screams evil.

Not worth it.

It will whine. It will moan. It will bitch. It will complain........like a baby.

Them-"I'm glad Joe Rogan's back on our side"

He never was.

Much like how you're teaming up with a fucking snake, hell no to AI.

We don't want it.

We don't need it.

We NEVER asked for it.

"Everyone is replaceable."

So are you, Amazon.

I will acquire Project Hail Mary through "other means".

I will utilize ebay EVERY chance I get.

I will delete my Amazon account I've had since I first HEARD OF YOU.

Because Amazon...........you can go fuck yourself.

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What the FUCK are you doing here?

Damn straight.

Translation: "SOMEBODY CALL MY LAWYERS!!!!!"

Courtesy of the fucker of futons, the LayZBoi of negotiations, the Sertafied double dumbass.............JD Vance.

And Drumpf's next.

He has experience in feeling couches.

Eh, I'd rather watch a tournament in the Finals.