MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?

SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

Evergreen post

a person is flying through the air in front of a building while wearing a jetpack . ALT: a person is flying through the air in front of a building while wearing a jetpack .

Kitsaragi Gentaro is the hero we all need: A complete himbo who can make friends with everything from monsters to giant robots. A golden retriever in human form. And a man powered by SPACE!

Iiiiiiiiiit's SPACE TIME!

Fourze is a quality choice.

PUNDIT: "I pulled every waiter aside and asked them how much money they are making, and if they like paying taxes on the tip I might leave."

ER DOC: "Yeah that'll do it."

POP

ER DOC: "Bite down, I have to go back in for the pepper grinder."

Good Friday
Jesus is Fucking Dead Saturday
Easter Sunday

"Why is there a hole in the wall above 'Sascha'?"
"Oh, we carved out their deadname in 1493 when they came out. We're not MONSTERS."

two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Baroque Works agent: "What's so tough about Hank Hill? Propane is only kind of useful!"
Hank: "I said propane AND propane accessories." *throws an entire barbecue at the guy from out of nowhere*
Zorohauer: "DangHanktossadangolpropanegrillmanIddajustuseswordsmantellyawhat."

ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE

It's such a weird and quirky effect. I like it. Plus its gay.

🏳️‍🌈 :)
#WOTCstaff

Melissa Etheridge is on tour

And I feel like she's the origin of the lesbian jokes about how a girls first date involves a UHaul

Because baby there is nobody who wants to fuck a girl right more than Melissa Etheridge

You can literally hear the longing in her voice

Anyways

Screenshot of a tweet by Acyn quoting comments accusing Pete Hegseth’s department of committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure. The image shows a split-screen MSNBC segment with two commentators discussing U.S. actions related to Iran.

It's more than an embarrassment. It's a reason to put him on trial at The Hague.

after thats done they'll build a Jupiter city

The guest is actually super average but the wings are all from ostriches so it's still technically "The Biggest Hot Ones".

AI could never create something like this:

"I ate the Propane-Propane Fruit. It lets me control propane and propane accessories. And I tell you what, Peggy, that Luffy boy just ain't right."

That one scene from the Flintstones comic, but drawn in the cartoon's art style.

optimus hammer #transformers

white boy orders tacos in perfect spanish leaving greek gyro truck owner confused

this is why the left is always talking about a need for Safe Spaces

You don't really want this. So much of TV is changed and discovered in the process. No master plan survives 13 eps of production. Your actors' abilities and chemistry opens up story paths you never imagined. Other ideas sink like a lead balloon.

Master plans are overrated.

The hot alien warlord cocks her head. "Your culture says, ah—" She seems to be trying to recall something memorised. "Before you seek revenge. Dig two graves?"

You nod cautiously. The drink she bought you is brightly coloued, sweet, a little sticky.

I Drank The Minotaur Milk And Now I’m Gonna Hurl-oon - Commander (Sethron, Hurloon General) A Commander deck featuring Sethron, Hurloon General by GolgariGal • View on Moxfield

1 hour into this bus ride and I’ve build a pile of sexy cows to throw at people sans-sleeves because nothing matters when you’re playing Hurloon Minotaur for the love of the game

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now that the Christian Right no longer feels they need the political heft of the Catholic Church to get a pro-life SCOTUS, the post-Roe alliance is fracturing and they’re suddenly remembering all their spiciest theology about the pope being the antichrist, conveniently in time for a pope they hate

Bullying works

The retro April Fools homepage is over, but surprise: We got such a positive response that we've permanently archived it for you.

aprilfools.scryfall.com

You can look at all of our old jokes and you can bookmark these pages to use as your home page! The [NEW] links will even stay updated.

like I distinctly remember a time where we shifted from "fight back so they know to knock it off" to "tell an adult UwU, the bully definitely won't know who did it and wont come back to bully you harder for tattling"

kids cartoons made the shift too!