if ur about to Check In with me because of this post it's just gonna make me upset. genuinely dont do that. im gonna eat food

In one of those moods where lowkey i think the entire world would be better off if i didnt exist but also im pretty sure i just need to eat

The Big Come Down YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic

youtu.be/9gg2p7_PnTQ?...

😂

It’s RACHEL!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

The reason i like mgs2 so much is because of the themes per minute of gameplay which is why i Hate roguelikes! Picking three things is not a theme, it is just my life!

i held off bc i had to make plans and make sure i could actually go but i bought tickets a singular day too late 😭😭😭 it's better than not going at all which was the original plan LOL and theyve teased they Might have more tickets available soon so im just keeping an eye out

im like vaguely fine with it bc the moment i became a protomen fan all i ever really wanted was to be in the room for a performance of the stand & sons of fate BUT... i fucking love act 3 💔

still trying not to be too torn about how i couldnt get a 3 night pass or a ticket for night 3 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

Somebody stop me im smoking the track

To be clear, this confusion is part of why i decided to take it up as a pseudonym. I think this is really funny

X's brightest minds are hard at work trying to determine the gender of my name

This is a joke

I'll start believing i have cptsd when someone else who isnt a 35 year old bluesky user has it

screenshot of a discord conversation me: Theres a video on my twitter for you page of a man trapped inside a piano being played by a woman who is using his cock as a sustain pedal. Is this for me Violet: i would say 'no' but every other message you send me on your usual days tends to be something akin to "what is life, but the experience of being The Man, trapped inside a piano, whose cock is used as a sustain pedal?"

定時になった瞬間、チリの腰を引き寄せてチューしようとするオモダカと、腕組みを崩さないまま「あーもうこの人は…」みたいな苦笑と共に受け入れるチリ

オモチリ / 定時になった瞬間
#omcr

delirium spam posting passing out and waking up feeling Fine would be the funniest outcome though

i feel significantly better??? i dont trust it it happened out of nowhere after like a 4 hour nap but im praying to god it's over

I want them both stuck between my teeth

putting my girlfriend and my girl friend in my mouth and smacking them both against the pavement

im so fucking scared there's mice biting my feet they wont stop oh god the mice are gnawing my bones auuugh it hurts theyre not even big mice they're tiny little small mice and theyre eating me

my fgavorite batman villain Racial Ghoul

Okayyyy Lets jerk him off lets finish him and feed his cum into some sort of system

Any of yall wanna start eugenics posting with me

Some of you lowkey deserve to die but it's chill i forgive you for everything

#IWantToGetPocketCoatPregnant #CumInDaBriefcase

My girl friend tries to flex her large cock like im not just gonna be slapping that thing around to stim lol #DingDong

You can say whatever you want on here

i would NEVER say something i didnt mean. I have NEVER told a joke. Bend over whore

First I'm going to find you... Then I'm going to fuck you.