The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
An Iran-linked group has claimed responsibility for *all* the recent series of arson attacks against British synagogues and Jewish groups – including the ambulance attack.
The story should be bigger full stop. But how is this aspect of it barely mentioned? It seems *bizarre*.
Fabulous stuff here!
Euphoria Morning album cover: a close-up photo of Chris Cornell's face, with a lens flare effect over the side of his face, in which are placed the album title and artist name.
Little one, don't be a fool
I'm a wreck when I look mighty
In euphoria, I'm bruised
In confusion, next I'm lightning
- Chris Cornell, "Follow My Way" from the album "Euphoria Morning"
https://open.spotify.com/track/2i1lAomjOL5nSoFDu99KKv
I am never leaving this website
- Welcome to 30 minute meals. First, take 200g of cooked, shredded chicken
- Wait, how long does that take?
- Umm, no time at all, it's shredded, cooked chicken
- But it doesn't come like that, does it?
- Umm, yes
We had a special guest in the Totally studios this week 🧤🇮🇹
Italian goalkeeping legend Gigi Buffon sat down with @acjimbo.bsky.social & @jameshorncastle.bsky.social to mark the release of his memoir 'SAVED'.
Interview coming via our YouTube/ all the usual podcast places on Saturday morning 🫡
I might feel the serpent's kiss
In your womb
I might swim in fetal bliss
But in your heart, I'd freeze
- Soundgarden, "Cold Bitch" from the album "Echo Of Miles: Scattered Tracks Across The Path"
https://open.spotify.com/track/09QI2WlYjDYGz1om4cFoWH
In a McDonald's looking at Windsor Castle. Quite the juxtaposition.
We all have days like this
Bonkus of the Conkus has been an intrusive phrase in my head for a solid four days now. it's partially because, obviously, very funny combination of words. the other reason is that Olive Oyl's reaction reads exactly like a Naomi Wolf tweet.
I got absolutely nothing done this morning, thinking about all the things I could have been doing while refreshing Bluesky
A picture of 2 boxes containing Helium Ballongas.
Cheap Helium Ballongas! Get your Helium Ballongas here!
I was joking, but also, that's disputed
The BBC undercover investigation into false immigration claims is deeply irresponsible journalism. It does not highlight that exploitation by unregulated advisors occurs because legal aid was cut and the system is insane to navigate.
Bluesky is being flaky again, I see
And Brontosaurus isn't an actual dinosaur smh
It’s official: the UK is rejoining Erasmus! 👏🇪🇺
Tremors. And I didn't even really watch it. But there was a scene with some animal skulls on the desert sand and I had nightmares about it for days.
Avasarala from the Expanse with a speech bubble to a tweet insulting the Martian eclipse and saying it was another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe
stolen from @ausir.bsky.social
Work gripe klaxon 🚨: It feels like by the time I've downloaded and installed the latest Docker Desktop update, a new one is available
Not saying the Liverpool penalty decision was right or wrong, but 30 seconds after the restart, the ref gave a freekick to PSG for the exact same foul by Gakpo (a clumsy bundled tackle from behind) and there was zero controversy.
I'm trying not to think about the Iraola news. My brain doesn't have the capacity to work through my feelings about it at the moment.
When you've been separating the noise from the signal all this time...
My house is *almost* TEN STORIES high #humblebrag
"Almost TEN STORIES High!"
Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.
