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Posts by Shambollic

y'know what is stupid? Kid Rock trying to stay relevant, looking like a human Bobblehead dressed in baseball swag from the Thrift store on double coupon day.

d00d's seriously unwell.

Slow day on FauxNews or something?

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live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

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And thankfully, it is/was. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘

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More like Joe-Kuh

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d00d, no doubt.

Came here to say that.๐Ÿ’™

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Parody Halloween image by @Shambollic -the wanker...
 The front of a house with a red door.  A sign hanging reads "Happy HELLoween" in dripping blood-colored paint. A large black spider with glowing eyes descends from its web over the door.  Autumn leaves are scattered about on the porch with trick or treaters gather around to get Halloween candy. A youth dressed as Spider-Man reaches into a large bowl of candy on the pedestal on the left, as the other children wait their turn.  One is a Ghost, one as Superman, a Batman and Cinderella.  Several carved pumpkins are illuminated by candles inside them. The largest pumpkin has hair like Donald J. Trump.  There is a CSI chalk outline of the Statue of Liberty, as a warning to those who dare cross the precipice.  A tree in the background and a crescent moon create a silhouette through leafless branches.

If you can't tell, this is generated with prompts from my brain & vision,  using Gemini - Nano Banana creation tool.

Parody Halloween image by @Shambollic -the wanker... The front of a house with a red door. A sign hanging reads "Happy HELLoween" in dripping blood-colored paint. A large black spider with glowing eyes descends from its web over the door. Autumn leaves are scattered about on the porch with trick or treaters gather around to get Halloween candy. A youth dressed as Spider-Man reaches into a large bowl of candy on the pedestal on the left, as the other children wait their turn. One is a Ghost, one as Superman, a Batman and Cinderella. Several carved pumpkins are illuminated by candles inside them. The largest pumpkin has hair like Donald J. Trump. There is a CSI chalk outline of the Statue of Liberty, as a warning to those who dare cross the precipice. A tree in the background and a crescent moon create a silhouette through leafless branches. If you can't tell, this is generated with prompts from my brain & vision, using Gemini - Nano Banana creation tool.

Happy HELL-o-Ween.
Give me liberty, or give me halloween candy.

MicroNovel in the [ALT]

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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and moreโ€ฆ all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
๐š‚๐š๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šƒ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•.
๐š†๐šŽ ๐š†๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š†๐š’๐š—.

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Hey, that US is ME!

Beautiful job. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘

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Blast at a Tennessee explosives plant leaves 19 people missing and feared dead, sheriff says, Maybe the TN National Guard could help if they werenโ€™t on critical missions in Portland and Chicago!
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If you're mostly getting nominations for Nobel peace prize from Authoritarian dictators/regimes, then there's NO WAY IN HELL you deserve the award.

You can't lie about everything you're doing, steal from your citizens, & break countless laws, & expect a reward.

You're a laughing stock, Trump. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽƒ

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Speaker *Mini* Mike is a bald faced liar. Please quit deceiving the gullible public!

House Democrats are fighting for Americans
House Republitards are fighting for tax breaks for 1%-ers.

Who is truly at fault for the shutdown continuing?

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๐Ÿ˜œThat's so funny, and not super surprising. They're not exactly known for being big thinkers. ๐Ÿคฏ

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Haha! totally! I can't wait to read the farcical yarn Steven Cheung comes up with.

"Presidementia is in perfect health, he's 1400, 1500, or 700% better than any other before. His blood cures childhood cancer, remedies typ 1/2 diabetes, & is an anti-venom for 98% of the deadly snakes in the world"

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Altho', I do have to hand it to her, for sticking with him. If I were in her shoes, I don't think I could stay with a genocidal-ableist wackadoodle.

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Everything from this d00d's mouth is backwards from reality. I just don't get it.

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RIGGED AND STOLEN!!!

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Norway braces for Trumpโ€™s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

Yikes, I was just teasing.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

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I hope Trump gets a nice tuneup at Walter Reed so he'll be healthy enough to live out his final years in the Hague after his trials.

He needs to rot in anguish and desolation.

No mirrors, no makeup, no hair products, no suits, no communication, no RAGE TWEETS, no press pool, no TV, no assistants.

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As covers go... This one was a Mona Lisa moment.

So amazing.

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@drjackbrown.bsky.social I feel incredibly sad for the relatives of the hostagesโ€”who had the phone call with Trump tonightโ€” that profusely thanked him on speakerphone, excitedly cheering and crying.

I fear their hearts will soon be broken by another Trump & Dumpโ„ข

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Evacuation orders are in effect for Oslo, Norway; thanks in part to Signal chat leaks from the Secretary of WarPigs, Pete Kegstand.

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I hope Norway doesn't get a visit from the Secretary of Brylcreem.

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I missed my chance to be the girlfriend of the founder of ANTIFA. ๐Ÿ˜ 

I saw him at the top of the Space Needle, having dinner with George Soros. Didn't even look my way.๐Ÿ’”

If I had to lose to anybody, I'm glad it was you - sweet Deirdre.

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How else would DJT et al. classify Kid Rock's genre?? ๐Ÿ˜œ

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It'll be hilarious to see all 48,397 of them "jacking off a giraffe" to "Anything in English". e.g., Village People's YMCA or 82 y/old Lee Greenwood, while the other 100,000,000 of us enjoy a real, modern halftime show.

Show us the Nielsen ratings

www.Puerto.Rico.is.part.of.America.com
#TrumpStein

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I find it disappointing that her vapidity proves how complicit she is, supporting her sociopathic husband's efforts of trying to kill millions of Americans.

Kennedy family wants nothing to do with this chode.. Cheryl deserves every bit of animosity & misery she's experiencing.

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Trump appears in front of doctored seal with Russian and golf imagery, TPUSA aide fired | CNN Politics An audiovisual aide for conservative student group Turning Point USA was fired this week after President Donald Trump appeared on a stage in front of a parody image of the presidential seal at its Tee...

That was a hilarious read. Holy shit, friendly fire, FRIENDLY FIRE!!!

Just think, this was back before there were trillions of AI pics to get fired for.

www.cnn.com/2019/07/25/p...

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Ahh., no worries. I honestly wonder if it's my machine(Chromebook) or the draconian internet firewall I have to endure that's horkin' my experience.๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘

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screen capture of a Bluesky post where d00d assumes๐Ÿค” that everyone has a facebook account. ;-)

screen capture of a Bluesky post where d00d assumes๐Ÿค” that everyone has a facebook account. ;-)

Does this happen for everyone, or just for people who abhor the Meta privacy theft org? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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