have to do No Carbs tomorrow and Friday due to a scan so today i am doing Turbo Carbs

They said I’m a fine girl? Is that all they said about me?
-Brandy

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
I am barely staying awake for #SealedOrders again; I doubt I will be watching anything else tonight!

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
If this is how everything looks to Nelson, I would advocate cataract removal surgery!
#SealedOrders

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
The cats are in bed now, but they enjoyed listening to #SealedOrders during the livetweet!

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
The #MeTV signal is not strong tonight....

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
Oops...Chip has apparently blown his stack!
#SealedOrders

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#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
Ensign Elvis Hair!
Creeping in the corridors!
#SealedOrders

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
#ShAdmiral scene number 1 tonight...

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JACKSON
his widdle son!
#SealedOrders

#Svengoolie #VTTBOTS
Here come the hallucination montages!
#SealedOrders

Walmart partially closing 10 stores in April - full list of locations

Walmart is temporarily closing sales floors at 10 Neighborhood Market stores.

Graham Norton: ‘Back in the day, my monologues were full of terrible jokes about people’ The comedian and broadcaster on moaning about his eyebags, being stabbed by muggers, and his publicity-shy pet

Graham Norton: ‘Back in the day, my monologues were full of terrible jokes about people’

I will once again miss tonight's big broadcast due to work, but I am feeling a little less bummed about it now that I see it's #HoS and a film I'm not a huge fan of. Enjoy tonight's #SuperSciFiSaturday night programming, fam! 😎👍

#Svengoolie #SvenPals #MutantFam #FrightClub #HorrorSky

Do you have to miss the entire #Svengoolie Night, or just the movie?

"Go to bed" 👍👍

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#SuperSciFiSaturday
🎩💀⚰️🐔

Pregame
#MeTVThreeStooges 📋🪁🧵

Main Event
#HouseOfSvengoolie 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦
#MeTVBatman 🦇❌✌️
#MeTVStarTrek 🚀🪐🖖
#MeTVSuperman 🦸✖️2️⃣

Red Eye Sci-Fi
#MeTVLostInSpace 🧑‍🦳🤖👦
#VTTBOTS 🌊🔱⚓
#MeTVGIANTS ⛓️🙅‍♂️⛓️
#MeTVTimeTunnel 🪖💣🥖
#MeTVInvaders 👨🔫👽

Go To Bed
#MeTVGrizzlyAdams 🧔‍♂️🌳🐻
#MeTVWildKingdom 🦁🐍🦍

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this just makes me load harder blue sky

screenshot of bluesky iPhone app Notifications page that says Forbidden with an exclamation point in a red circle

u are not the boss of me blue sky

Erewhon to open at LACMA's new David Geffen Galleries Erewhon, Los Angeles' trendy health food cafe and retailer, will bring its signature smoothies, matcha and coffee to Los Angeles County Museum of Art's new David Geffen Galleries.

Oh, how LA: Newly redesigned LACMA is getting an Erewhon cafe.

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

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#TheCar #Svengoolie

i feel like jorts is basically homer simpson at this point, with an occupation that simply adapts to the needs of each week's plot

guys i just got a captcha that was too hard to solve. maybe i am a robot?

No Personal Checks! #Svengoolie

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted to take out a mortgage to buy toothpaste

I challenged the local Thai place not to be afraid when setting the spice level of my lunch. I would like to announce that I hereby regret that decision.

TxDOT installs wildlife crossing signs in Galveston to protect rare ghost wolves Ghost wolves, or “fancy coyotes,” as some researchers dub them, are a type of coyote that harbors DNA remnants of the critically endangered red wolf species who were once thought to be extinct.

TxDOT placed 10 new wildlife crossing signs along one of Galveston’s main roads to prevent cars from hitting ghost wolves, a hybrid coyote that is unique to the island.

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The Far Side Of The Moon

The Artemis II crew just gave us an 80's sitcom intro and it's absolutely hilarious! Freeze frames, cheesy grins, theme song energy. These are the four humans who are about to around the Moon. NASA said fun and we are here for it!

It's time for Artemis II to break Apollo 13's distance record. What to know about the moon flyby The Artemis II astronauts are already the champions of a fresh new era of lunar exploration. Now it's record-breaking time.

The Artemis II astronauts are already the champions of a fresh new era of lunar exploration. Now it's record-breaking time.