I can waltz and dance the foxtrot, and I also know how to approach a dancing couple appropriately to ask to cut in. So stupid.

Ugh... Poor kids.

a man and a woman are dancing in a ballroom in front of a crowd of people . Alt: a man and a woman are dancing in a ballroom in front of a crowd of people .

Is cotillion still a thing? I went in middle school, nobody talks about it anymore, and honestly? Good. It was profoundly useless and I want my Saturday afternoons back.

a man is standing in front of a black curtain with the words just die already old man on the bottom Alt: a man is standing in front of a black curtain with the words just die already old man on the bottom

Presented without comment

a kaleidoscope of cats surrounded by tacos and vegetables Alt: a kaleidoscope of cats surrounded by tacos and vegetables

I'm glad she felt safe enough to let you know you were wrong.

Okay, but honestly? This is an excellent way to weed out folks who don't match your glorious energy.

Tech bros are a symptom. You're thinking too small. Blow the whole fucking system up! Lol

I'd definitely recommend the book if reading is your thing! The audiobook was fun too. The voice actor got Blanche and Sophia down *perfectly.*

UPDATE: I did, in fact, read the HECK out of it, and it was a great time. I loved getting to meet some St. Olafians!

#goldengirls #murderbycheesecake #booksky

Christina Koch stares at the Earth from Artemis II, braids floating in zero g.

So does everyone have a massive crush on Christina Koch now, or is it just me?

A mourning dove sits happily in her nest

A mourning dove built a nest in my front porch planter and I am choosing to interpret this as the universe personally apologizing to me. Her name is Petunia. She pays no rent and has full diplomatic immunity.

i think i lost my motivation somewhere between lunch and existential dread

a man in a black suit and glasses is sitting in a chair holding a piece of paper that says taskmaster Alt: a man in a black suit and glasses is sitting in a chair holding a piece of paper that says taskmaster

I'm so pleased that the new #Taskmaster season (series? I don't even know anymore) is on. @kumail.bsky.social is living up to every single hope and dream I had for him with his special brand of silly chaos.

June is Pride Month. Tennessee Republicans say it’s ‘Nuclear Family Month’ Gov. Bill Lee signed a resolution defining family as a man, a woman, and their children, a move critics say targets LGBTQ+ households.

Y'all, I am fixin' to become an ENTIRE MENACE come June. Tennessee is about to see how feral I can get when bullshit like this gets passed.

www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

Oof. I know how that is. Caretaker work is... rough. I'm so sorry that you're in a rough patch. Sending all the good vibes your way.

Lololol You've got a friend request from my 19.5 year old account! Good lord, I haven't seen that username in *forever.* FarEom86, just FYI. Lol

I hate that I'm on her side. I'll agree with her, but damn it, I won't like it.

Also, I'll never forgive her. Where was this 10 years ago???

a man in a hat is taking a picture of himself in a crowd . Alt: a man in a hat is staring thoughtlessly off into space in the midst of a bustling crowd

Such a good boy. ♥️♥️ Not a thought behind those adorable eyes.

a little girl is sitting at a table with a yellow plate and a toy . Alt: a little girl is sitting at a table with a yellow plate and a toy, crying

Okay, patterns are absolutely great, and typically I'd agree with you. But right now? I would love the opportunity to switch that recognition off in my brain.

a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today Alt: a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today

Oh, I feel this in my BONES today.

a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa . Alt: a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i'm tired of this grandpa .

I mean, good? Shouldn't have been posted in the first place. What will he have to do to make the 25th amendment a real possibility?

three women are sitting on a couch and talking to each other Alt: Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose (from Golden Girls) bickering stylishly on the couch in their living room and being absolutely iconic

I've reached the age where I actually find some of the Golden Girls fashion to be cute, comfy, and overall highly wearable.

#millennial #fashion #tv #goldengirls #nostalgia

a group of people sitting in a room with a canadian flag and an american flag hanging from the ceiling Alt: Crew of the Artemis II shaking hands, clapping, and celebrating their success with an American and Canadian flag hanging behind them

I feel like the Artemis II returning home safely after such a successful mission is one of the only times, as a Millennial, I have seen something genuinely good happen on the worldwide stage in my lifetime.

We needed a win. Now back to it, folks!

a man with a mustache is screaming and saying i 'm in a glass case of emotion Alt: Ron Burgundy from Anchorman screaming, "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

Does anyone else get super emotional watching videos of the Artemis II launch, or is it just me and my perimenopausal ass?

Ooh, I think I'm late to this, but YESSS. I love looking at houses!

an infographic about the launch trajectory of Artemis II on its way to the moon

Reaching orbit isn't just about going up, it's about going sideways fast enough to stay up. If it went straight up, it would just fall straight back down. Please, y'all. You're killing me. #googleisfree

#science #nasa #artemisii

a nasa live broadcast of a rocket being launched into space Alt: a nasa live broadcast of a rocket being launched into space

The number of people legitimately doubting the #spaceship launch because it curved has me so worried for our future.

Y'all, I'm hella dumb. I hated science and math in school because my brain just doesn't get it. BUT even I know that rockets have to curve.

#nasa #moon #flatearth #artemis