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Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen brought a bit of home with him on the Artemis II mission. Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social and special guests Kyah Green and @ivimey.bsky.social confirm it's exactly what we feared most.

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The mission objective to obtain the Moon recently gained popularity on Earth, with pundits insisting the moon must be acquired “to keep the economy strong”, while social media users broadly agreed and posted sentiments like “lol we want moon!”

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Artemis II mission returns successfully with the moon

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It's a known fact that NONE of our Patreon supporters have ever been to Epstein Island. Join today!

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Melania Trump insists she definitely never hunted children for sport on Epstein Island from 2003-2007

News In Photo:

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This guy Canadians.

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Guest host Ian MacIntyre is joined by panellist @nileseguin.bsky.social along with special guests Kyah Green (The Fandom Show) and Andrew @ivimey.bsky.social (new standup special “Let’s Go” online now!)

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Cute photo-op destroys Artemis II mission as Canadian uncorks maple syrup

(podcast) "I can't think of a single more dangerous food to have in zero gravity."

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“Why would they think I meant to threaten 2600 years of Iranian civilization, which would take a lot of effort and I would need Congress to sign off on, when I can take the easy win and destroy 250 years of American civilization instead?"

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Trump clarifies that civilization he intends to end is America

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Five reasons MPs keep leaving my party that have absolutely nothing to do with me By: Pierre Poilievre Good afternoon my fellow Canadians, except the ones I don’t like: This morning, Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crossed the floor to Mark Carney’s traitorous, thievery-loving Libera...

Five reasons MPs keep leaving my party that have absolutely nothing to do with me - Editorial by Pierre Poilievre

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Social Media's Big Tobacco Moment

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Social Media's Big Tobacco Moment Podcast Episode · The Beaverton Weekly Report · April 8 · 1h 6m

New Podcast!
- Big Tech finally gets big sued
- what's good in Manitoba
- everyone goes nuts for space!

feat. Special Guests
@kyahgreen.bsky.social
(The Fandom Show) and
@ivimey.bsky.social
(new standup special "Let's Go" online now!)

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Local woman totally not jealous of woman who got to leave Earth LONGUEUIL, QC – A local woman is totally not jealous of Christina Koch, the NASA astronaut who now holds the record for being the woman farthest away from Earth.

Local woman totally not jealous of woman who got to leave Earth

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Dow Jones closes down 11 points as Apocalypse destroys all life on Earth NEW YORK- The complete eradication of sentient life on our planet spurned the end of history, the death of time, and a permanent all-consuming blackness, as markets reacted negatively, shedding eleven...

Dow Jones closes down 11 points as Apocalypse destroys all life on Earth

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Carney: "I love being PM, except for the brief time I have to spend in Canada" OTTAWA – Reflecting on being PM for over a year, Mark Carney told reporters that he loves every aspect of the job, except for “the short amount of time I have to spend in Canada every month.” “I’ve en...

Carney: “I love being PM, except for the brief time I have to spend in Canada”

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Local woman totally not jealous of woman who got to leave Earth LONGUEUIL, QC – A local woman is totally not jealous of Christina Koch, the NASA astronaut who now holds the record for being the woman farthest away from Earth.

Local woman totally not jealous of woman who got to leave Earth

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AI commercial produced on budget of just 3 lakes LOS ANGELES, CA — The advertising industry is abuzz after reports that a recent AI-made television commercial was produced on a budget of only three pristine Tennessee lakes.

AI commercial produced on budget of just 3 lakes

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It’s a family holiday, so we’ve got a family anecdote. Luke tells Ian, @mmmegan.bsky.social, and special guest @verybadllama.bsky.social the secrets of birthday party parenting.

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