You're the best 🥰

The president is a murderer and a pedophile, by the way.

A picture of an LG ENV2, closed, only the front of it visible. The screen says the battery is charging.

A picture of an LG ENV2, open, showing the inner screen and keyboard. The screen says the battery is charging.

I'm charging the greatest cell phone of all time right now. Might make it my new daily so I'm forced to stay off social media.

I didn't even realize the C part until this post. My mind is blown. And it is my favorite console of all time. What is wrong with me?

I would think the back 7 of the defense shouldn't really be at any disadvantage coming from the academies, but even those aren't very well represented. The lines make sense, you're not getting the size there. And the gimmick offenses don't translate. But back 7? Seems like it should, right?

can we just get a Midnights album at all that has all the songs on it plz

Even more recently! Kirk Rueter in *2003* struck out 41 batters in 147 innings and still had an ERA+ of a very league average 93.

I'd love to write about Aaron Judge getting his powers from his special bat he built from a mailbox post that was once hit by a USPS truck driven by a drunk Kash Patel.

I'll be only big enough for the white house.

Guys I'm gonna be aiming directly for Mar-A-Lago, just to let you know. And then I'm going to try and go back out to the Atlantic to re-strengthen, and then go to DC.

There's a war on for your mind.

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It continues to amaze me that as soon as an MLB pitcher unleashes the most heinous, superhuman-like 98 mph throw of a projectile, they immediately turn in to the most unathletic being on planet Earth until they have to throw a pitch again.

Bring back the Baseball Zen commercials.

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Nice! Is that who the Chili Peppers play against? I have tickets to see them in August.

I can not figure out what that hat says lol

It makes the Olympians even more impressive knowing that they can put basically every shot wherever they want. That's such a long way to throw. And the sweeping is so tiring lol.

Hey you can take this down now to keep it on the DL 😂

Saginaw is reliably blue. Bay city is very purple, however. They vote depending on how the workers at GM are doing.

The areas right above my knee hurt so bad 😭

Y'all, I went to a Curling class and it was fun AF and my last two shots (out of 6) were on the button. I'm on my way to 2030 in the French Alps.

Alright I just said one hit. Not all this stuff.

I need Skubal to give up a hit so I don't have FOMO when I'm at my Curling class in an hour.

Did you just get the ET vinyl now? Or did you go early this morning?

We'll see! Hao plays both 2B/3B like Zach, he's probably comparable base running wise, but should be a more reliable hitter. I think the only negative is no outfield flexibility, but i think his hitting will be substantially better.

Now that can be Hao-Yu!

Yes but I still like to see them eat shit when I can.

Absolutely not. He's had one good half season in his career (first half last year), and he's one of the "religious verse reference in his ig profile" guys lol.

Hao-Yu Lee szn for the Tigers! I hope he sends McKinstry to the shadow realm

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