k; lego sets are just ikea propaganda to get our kids started young

k;
told my therapist i love the reaction i get when i tell people "good girl."

that is when she saw fit to tell me about that one time i told her how good it was she rides her bike to the office.

i am still blushing. pretty sure she is blushing too. god i hope she never finds my bluesky.

k; i imagine the feeling a cat gets sitting in a box is the same feeling a human gets when they stand on a really big rock.

f; (true story, slightly out of context)

Doll: It would be a little less satisfying if Miss' body was cold.

Witch: ...

Doll: ...is that how one does flirting?

k;
what's that you say? personality is more important than looks?

bitch i have a personality disorder you need to appreciate my tiddies

If robots fold clothes and wash dishes, we won't get leisure in exchange. Capitalism will find a way to sell that time back to you at interest. Unless the people own the tools, every gain in efficiency becomes someone else’s dividend.

automation powerful enough to abolish scarcity ends up producing the most efficient scarcity ever made

fuck capitalism

f;"I apologize, now I understand."

Protect the dolls.

f; this is how dolls get misplaced

Witch: Dear, can that one turn off the lights when it's done cleaning?
doll: Yes, Miss.

doll is then found hours later sitting alone in the dark, waiting for the next instruction

Ironically:

conversation (archaic, 16th–17th century)
noun

The act of living with, associating with, or having intimate dealings with others; familiar or close companionship, often implying physical intimacy.

intercourse (archaic, 18th-19th century)
noun

communication or dealings between individuals or groups; exchange of thoughts, feelings, or ideas.
e.g., “There was frequent intercourse between the two nations.”

f;
Video: "This is how you defend yourself from a gay man with rizz."

Puppy: OH at first I thought he said "ribs!"

n: Yeah, a woman never came from him.

n; This morning with @mousey.art
Familiar, comes in out of the cold, dives into the bed, hands freezing, and starts knocking on my cooch: "let me in, let me in LET MEEEE IIIIIN!!!"

n; As springtime approaches, crushing suicidal thoughts give way to more lighthearted, care-free suicidal thoughts.

f;
Witch: Will that one be nice to me when I'm old and senile?

Doll: This one's already nice to miss!

Witch: ...hey that's mean! Don't pick on the elderly!

f; with @defective.pet
Miss: Please bring in my refrigerated package

Puppy: There's nothing on the package that says to refrigerate it now ... so I put it in the oven

Miss: ...

Puppy: Lying is fun.

Miss: ...

Miss: I need to tighten your collar.

k; so many people are afraid of leading but can spot a cum stain from half a continent away and decide that the best way to get their rocks off is to vote for it

An image of a Wawa gas station building entrance, with the word "awawa" in place of the original "Wawa" logo.

f;Stopped for doll snacks with @kitsu.love .

k; i have indeed tightened screws, fixed flusher chains and secured loose spigots in bathrooms that aren't mine

if it is something i can fix, the world is not right until i fix it

k;
AI is such a ridiculous fad, we want healthcare, not voice assistant lampshades

f;
Friend: How's life?

Me: Downs and ups, man. All's well that ends well!

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: ... are you okay?

f;As soon as your cat is trained to not hunt pigeons.

m; It has come to my attention that people aren't getting the joke. I won't explain it. I think you should suffer.

n; What happens when a transwoman sees her shadow?

6 more weeks of electrolysis.

Handle: @suspended.life was chosen because we've always had parts that never quite felt like they got a childhood but also never got to grow up.

Display name: 'animæcapsa' is neo-latin for "box of souls".

witch/doll, pain kink, magic, fedi xpost

Witch who likes to remind their doll how helpless it is by making a brief jolt of pain run through its frame
x
doll that gives its witch a longing look each morning, asking for a taste of their power

m;
Puppy: Miss! Bills are scary! It's too much, why is this so hard?

Miss, pulling puppy's collar to the wall and getting REAL close: I know. But Miss is scarier.

Puppy: *melts down the wall and pants heavily*

Miss: We'll play when bills are done.

n; I am training models as part of my job now. All the arguments against AI art (and LLMs to a degree) are pretty valid. AI does use a bunch of power, BUT not as much as these posts suggest - videogames are far, far more.

n; If you had enough raspberry pis to do the same things google servers do, your PIs would be consuming more power.