I also like how Dr. Crusher is apparently supervising 👷‍♀️📋

If Trump thinks the pope is too woke and soft on crime wait til he hears about Jesus

he got everything he ever wanted and he’s fucking miserable

Dates?? Really?? I guess nothing says romance more than a coffee shop run by a gigantic financial corporation

Even if it's your croissant?

Every "I figured out who Satoshi is" thing, documentary or written, begins with some version of "I was watching this bitcoin doc and this one guy seemed strange to me."

Oh, someone in crypto seemed evasive and awkward? tell me more, sherlock.

Painted Bunting (Passerina ciris): This is a species in the Cardinal family. The bright coloured plumage of the male of this 14cm (5.5in) bird only develops in its second year. These North American birds feed on seed. Gorgeous photo taken by Stacey Rich Bergman in the United States. #paintedbunting

the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Last year Kanye West took out a Super Bowl ad to sell swastika t-shirts.

This weekend he sold out two shows at SoFi Stadium.

To all of those in attendance—what the fuck is wrong you.

That’s a rhetorical question.

Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

Pro baker right there

It always blows my mind how good some artists were at capturing light in their paintings. Like you know it's not real and yet it still sorta *feels* real

This feels like it needs to be on a t-shirt

my takeaway from the byron noem titty situation is that top to bottom this administration is probably the most blackmail-able group of people ever assembled.

I mean there it is.

Wow! Ring-a-ding-ding! ☎️

My clients get FIRED for doing that.

OURSKY:

THIS IS A DIRECT RESPONSE *TO US*

When has the Head of Trust and Safety ever directly responded to us on ANY OTHER SITE, let alone quickly and with transparency?

They have no planned TOS changes.
They are not eradicating us.
This was an error.

Follow the rules, you should be fine.

- Something something mile-high club
- Something something united on United
- Something something that ain't turbulence!

If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs

*gestures wildly at Bluesky today*

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Elon Musk@elonmusk My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”

yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.

A New Chapter for Bluesky - Bluesky After several intense and incredible years building Bluesky from the ground up, I've decided to step back as CEO and transition to a new role as Bluesky's Chief Innovation Officer.

No, it hasn't. The interrim CEO has a background in private equity, the company has not changed ownership and has no plans to afaik

bsky.social/about/blog/0...

It's telling to me that on the same day the Cesar Chavez revelations have dropped I have someone in my mentions trying to defend Al Franken.

Sexual assault should never be tolerated anywhere, but especially in halls of leadership. If you cannot stand by that principle you cannot stand by anything.

Majority of Canadians say it’s better to depend on China than on the US under Trump.
In other key allies - Germany, UK, France - a plurality say the same.

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Bump since I keep seeing it happening to others: If you've been plagued by the Caroline bot swarm, here are some lists you can use to auto block all the bots (probably only need one blocklist but I added both because seriously, fuck you Caroline)

Gonna use that line to describe myself on Tinder

Bump since I keep seeing it happening to others: If you've been plagued by the Caroline bot swarm, here are some lists you can use to auto block all the bots (probably only need one blocklist but I added both because seriously, fuck you Caroline)

"The Woke Ginger" sounds like a bad Chinese to English translation of the title of a children's book about anthropomorphic vegetables