Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like be...

“Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro

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Tom Clancy's The Mummy. (tie in game by Ubisoft)

I’m a China correspondent for the BBC (formerly ABC); I worked on the ABC’s AM, PM and The World Today; I reported for Four Corners and Lateline on the ABC & where did all this start? Sydney’s 2SER radio. The loss of 2SER would be utterly terrible. It’s too depressing to consider. Come on!

2SER's chances of survival dim as major university rules out stepping in Facing closure as soon as July, beloved Sydney community radio station 2SER has lost a potential lifeline and its supporters say morale has plummeted.

Beloved Sydney community radio station 2SER faces closure as early as July. And now, one of its few potential lifelines has ruled itself out. www.crikey.com.au/2026/04/16/2...

I just woke up from a dream that Jon Stewart was interviewing the lead dev on a new World of Darkness rpg written by Clive Barker, and Jon asks: "Is it true that Clive demanded you ration how many feet you can see based on your relationship with npcs?" And the dev replies: "it's Clive, it's true."

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Victoria, Australia - World Famous for Crocodiles

I would not have my job without 2ser - they also gave me my first paying job in radio. Every day I learn of another alumnus from the station doing incredible things. This is truly heart-breaking.

Why you should cancel EVERY streaming subscription Always Be Cancelling.

Always Be Cancelling www.whistleout.com.au/PayTV/News/c...

Willem Dafoe as Jesus

You know, I'm something of a doctor myself

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

My gym podcast choices are either psychic damage (American politics explaners) or well crafted horror. Definitely adding this to OGoA, Magnus, Silt Verses etc.

Two people have already messaged to say Jim Davis is alive.

This looks amazing!

Poor old Ben Garrison. This is just weak sauce. You can tell his heart isn't in it anymore. He'll be doodling in heaven with Scott and Jim in no time.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

Oooh so close to my dream job!

Parchmaxxing at the gym.

Satoshi was also very likely a member of the Cypherpunks, a group of anarchists formed in the early 1990s who wanted to use cryptography, the art of securing communications through code, to free individuals om government surveillance and censorship. The Cypherpunks interacted mostly through something called an internet mailing list. Ancestors of today's message boards, mailing lists were large group emails in old typewriter font that subscribers received in their inbox. To communicate, respondents replied-all.

no please NYT, tell me more of this ancient discovery your digital archeologists have unearthed

(source: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/b...)

The doctor was all "we'll just check your height" and I said "always been 182cm" and he said "lol no".

Live fast, die young and leave a marginally taller corpse. That's what I'm saying kids.

So I'm 2cm shorter than I used to be which apparently happens at my age and my reaction to that is fuck everything and we should burn it all down.

I was talking Debs on the show this week. Wild that they're still a thing to me!