With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position

“Aside from the eugenics, the Eugenics Club of America bring up some important points on common sense”

Any competent politician can speak to these issues without invoking MAHA.

HOW EMBARASSING! Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. 🤣🤣

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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Spotted on University of Georgia’s campus tonight as JD Vance speaks to a mostly empty arena…

There is a lot of work that needs to be done to save science right now, ans then maybe we can talk more about integrity in science, but frankly, economists are not now nor will they ever be major players in actually improving science

Donald Trump's Plan To Steal Or Destroy Everything We should assume it's underway, starting with the Epstein files.

Legal eagles noticed, and there’s been SOME mainstream coverage. But overall the political class has underreacted to this month’s OLC opinion, ordered up by Trump or on his behalf, declaring the Presidential Records Act unconstitutional. Things are likely being stolen and/or destroyed *right now*.

NIAAA's P60 Alcohol Research Center mechanism is not being renewed.
I’ve had the chance of being part of one for the last 20 years.

Hey @heinrich.senate.gov, you might want to have a chat with your friend over at DHS.

@heinrich.senate.gov how’s your “friend” doing?

Cool timeline where Iran’s military is doing more to rein in US tech monopolies than Congress

🔔Attention Prospective Grad Students! 🔔

I have an open slot to accept a graduate student to join my lab fall 2026 at @casaa.bsky.social ! I am accepting Psychology students in either Cognition, Brain, and Behavior or Diversity and Health Data Science tracks.

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If you listened to the SCOTUS arguments on birthright citizenship yesterday you heard a lot about Wong Kim Ark

Fun Fact:
his great-granddaughter, Sandra Wong, was at the No Kings protest in San Francisco last weekend ✊️

Graphic with logos for No Kings and Stand Up for Science, and text that reads: TODAY! March 28th, 12:30 - 2PM CT! Official No Kings 3 Virtual & Accessible Rally organized by Stand Up for Science, Join: tr.ee/nk3ar

TODAY! 12:30-2PM CT!
We removed the barriers and created an accessible space because resistance is for everyone, everywhere.

The *official* #NoKings 3 #Virtual & #Accessible #Rally will be an online event to protect our health, defend our democracy, and say NO KINGS.

Join us! zurl.co/ygdFI

YES! Accessible, inclusive—so important for those who can’t physically/medically make it to the streets! #NoKings

Verdict is in for the New Mexico child safety case against Meta. Goes against Meta on every question.

Jury finds Meta liable for ~37,000 violations. Maximum liability of $5,000 per violation.

@heinrich.senate.gov unbelievable that you would vote for your pal Markwayne Mullin instead of representing our state. Not a dime to you. Maybe not a future vote either. You’re not there to represent your buddies. DHS needs a new leader. Mullin is not the right person. #DHS

every single financial institution would benefit from hiring exactly one (1) progressive to walk around the office all day long going “are you fucking stupid?” to anyone within ear shot

Climate change, overuse send the Middle Rio Grande into ‘dire’ situation • Source New Mexico Climate change and other factors threaten the Middle Rio Grande, with some warning of a looming battle over its water.

Environmental journalist Laura Paskus takes a look at the situation for the Middle Rio Grande.

Civil Rights Icon, Dolores Huerta, Concealed Two Children After Cesar Chavez Raped Her

Civil Rights icon, @doloreshuerta, made a brave move today, revealing a secret she had been holding for 60 years for the sake of the Farm Workers movement.

You can read her letter here: medium.com/@dolores_hue...

We read Crime and Punishment and The Metamorphosis in the 9th grade and our teacher took us to tour the county jail, including solitary. No one thought a full class tour of solitary was a bad idea, it was. Oh, we also did a Czexan festival (with camels?) the year I lived in hill country.

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Science does not need to be privatized. Corps can do science whenever they want. Government-funded science is about making sure we do the science that doesn't lead to a big profit, and that the things that need to be known by all are known by all.

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Of...

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.

Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

I’m an NIH whistleblower. The scientific community cannot afford to avoid politics “Scientists are often encouraged to avoid politics. But this advice is outdated, if it was ever correct in the first place,” writes Jenna Norton, NIH whistleblower.

A heads down approach will not save science. We need to speak up, live our values, and demand integrity.

www.statnews.com/2026/03/12/n...

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wild and crazy night out in Albuquerque with @alymay.bsky.social listening to @yappelbaum.bsky.social