A picture of the Lobster Witch Üstergirda plucking a rare Scandinavian flying lobster out of the air with her crab magic. Text on the photo reads: “bluesky server malfunction” represented by Lobster Witch Üstergirda, as well as “kikiing w my best judies” represented by the lobster. This is in reference to the app Bluesky which is currently experiencing some technically difficulties that are MAKING IT HARD TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS

Sorry this was the only way I could think of to express this thought :/

there’s an Ionna in my hometown in small town Kansas…crazy to me

FINALLY made friends with this neighborhood cat!

periodt

Me when someone tells me they have a cat

attention! what water based lube do y’all use with your toys? need recommendations

1 or 3, but they’re all fire

I miss living in Portland

oh yeah this this got me going

my offer: I cuddle you while you play pokopia

chasing the sunday scaries away

wheww 🥵

wishing i could grow chest hair as well as i grow facial hair

I voted for Kamala Harris

so damn h*rny tonight wtf is in the air

me but every sentence is a different text message 😂 double texting girlies wya?

Every Friday on the blue sky website

2016

finished all the heated rivalry books, so I can watch the show now!

I just know my future man/men is/are out there, and I need to be patient and just keep putting myself out there, but sometimes I just want to love someone and be loved

Cat-Sitting for a neighbor and OMG AKSKS cuteness overload

can’t sleep time to jork it

I wasn’t kidding y’all ;) what a wonderful #fcf

omfg metric hahah I could NOT think of it and it finally came to me lmao

21c for those on scientific

70 degrees outside catch my pasty ass getting some sun today!

wanted to read the series before watching the show

I’m on game changers 4

What book are you reading rn?