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me and my friends getting "left behind" by AI

all the Grill’ds in the Melbourne CBD are fresh out of Healthy Fried Chicken Bites (Australia’s Favourite Nugget) (and mine also) if anyone has any intel on their restock schedule, spread the word!

the cinema popcorn choctop combo is one of the few culinary experiences where you can enjoy cold and hot AND sweet and salty simultaneously

thanks for coming!

I saw @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social last night at the #MICF and she was great! Check her out

honestly obsessed with the people proselytising on the street this weekend, they really think the reason I’m not in church is because I haven’t heard about the concept

thinking about the pastor at my all girls school who told us that the rock in front of Jesus’ tomb couldn’t have been that heavy because “two women managed to move it”

love work april fool

my camera roll is obsessed with reminding me that this time last year I was also doing a comedy festival show

sometimes at comedy gigs the bar staff get stressed about me using my drink ticket for soft drink so I end up with a pint of lemon, lime & bitters which is more lemon, lime & bitters than anyone has ever needed

“I asked chatgpt”

well I asked the sage and mighty oracle and she said the only way to prevent the village crops from failing is to drag you around by the ankles, behind a horse-drawn chariot, for seven days and seven nights

the whole of Australian society runs on the back of the “friend with a ute”

you idiot!!!! (me to me)

nothing transforms from friend to burden more rapidly than the humble neck pillow the very minute you set foot off the plane

need a shock collar that goes off when I start telling a story that I’ve already told on my own podcast because I’m telling it to a different guest and, in the throes of good conversation & new perspective, I forget

anyone who has ever used disability to justify their use of generative AI: may the ghost of Maud Lewis strike you down, I’m so serious

honestly insulted to be getting targeted ads for ebay like that’s not where I’m spending half my screen time already

‘twas the night before International Women’s Day and all through the house, not a woman was stirring because they’re all being forced to get up obscenely early to go to breakfasts where they don’t actually get to eat nor complain about not eating

and for the lady, perhaps a respite from the ✨calamitous screaming✨?

these are the people we’re expecting to parse the nuances of AI

at London Zoo today, in the pygmy hippo enclosure, looking at the pygmy hippo asleep under a sign that says “this is the pygmy hippo” and a guy says to his wife, “oh the hippo isn’t even here, that’s a statue” HUH??

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

A graphic promoting the latest episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, a Daily Tism podcast, depicting the Autistic Women Oversharing logo with the caption: "Series 2, Episode 7: Sensory icks with Grace Jarvis".

Coming this Thursday - @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social is back to chat about our most heinous sensory icks, why standup gigs for Autism Parents are a trap, & the hidden dangers of door-to-door onion salesmen.

muuuuum they’re accusing me of contributing to the downfall of society again!

pretending to be a branch by pointing my chin towards the sky and closing my eyes

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girl math is buying something expensive and then using/wearing it a lot so that the cost per use/wear becomes as low as possible and boy math is getting catastrophically addicted to sports gambling and then killing your family

with Valentine’s Day approaching we’re about to see an influx of my favourite kind of post in which a couple commemorates a relationship that’s less than a year old by going, “we’ve been through so many ups and downs” how many could there be?? it’s been 6 months? maybe break up!

this toilet can’t be separated from its bonded partner