Anybody do a wellness check on The Costco Guys?

Bobby Bacala would be alive today if he was into Warhammer 40k instead of model trains.

ATTENTION: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

INVESTIGATE THE METS, RESCIND STEVE COHEN’S CASINO LICENSE, ARREST DAVID STEARNS IMMEDIATELY

Growth is not knowing the price of coke but knowing what’s a good deal for a duty free size toblerone.

Alan Dershowitz

They were 69ing and no fucking way Hillary didn’t know.

I am hearing that on Cuomo’s concession call to Zohran he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

I am hearing that on Cuomo’s concession call to Zohran he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Checking in.

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@bakesale.bsky.social

OH MARONE

Better late than never! @bakesale.bsky.social

Obama crushing cigs tonight.

We’re eating shit now but for yesterday for posterity

Jordan Romano Phillies legend

Whoops forgot about yesterday’s!

Never in doubt! @bakesale.bsky.social

Would you ask Shrek for a selfie or would you leave him alone at brunch.

ACAB includes the Houston Astros, happy opening day to all who celebrate and LETS FUCKING GO METS

Shit’s so fucked I can’t even smile at Duterte getting bagged up.

Pffffft every Tisch dweeb takes shots at stern kids like their parents didn’t go to stern so their wiener kids can go to Tisch

I hope he goes to Tisch

Timothee gonna go crop dust a brand new strain of treatment resistent chlamydia on the whole incoming freshman NYU class because of this loss.

Man so much of like my teens were soundtracked by Angie Stone. RIP

I will always treasure you, CIA recruitment swag bag from DC Pride. May the butch who aggressively recruited me transfer and watch over my posts at the NSA or FBI.

The Yankees however will remain steadfast on their “robust pubes” policy.

shoulda brought a sword

Brah the messiest thing about Wikipedia is showing someone’s marriage history and resulting children like it doesn’t matter if you’re a medieval lord or a baseball player we are gonna get that Spouses section and we are gonna know about you’re failed marriages and subsequent fail sons.