the fact that the porn actress on parks & rec is always SO kind and supportive to leslie who gives her nothing but disdain in turn…not sure that’s making the point the writers think it’s making lol
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it
advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately
i love this for both of them, i hope all the lawyers have a good time
discovery is gonna be funny as hell, i hope we get to see some videos of the fbi director blacked out singing karaoke
This is not an achievement when you consider, like, vehicles and things
Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.
We must get rid of Palantir altogether.
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"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."
has...anyone ever heard someone use the phrase "justice involved population" before now? I've only ever heard "incarcerated people" and similar terms.
This is literally the first time I’ve ever heard the term “justice involved people” in my life. It sounds like something they made up to get mad at.
‘you know how we’ve been losing the culture war for decades because everyone can tell we’re full of shit? what if we found a slightly different angle into being full of shit?’
palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society
i’ve played enough jrpgs to know how this goes. a village boy, his hometown love, a mysterious wizard, and a talking animal are going to band together and battle the ceo of palantir at the end of the world
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Natalie if any of these guys making jokes about your partner’s name are bothering you please let me know.
my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does
Extremely niche and very good
Lumpy Space Princess staring in Legally Blonde the Musical:
Oh my glob oh my glob you guys
A bunny with an acoustic guitar plays in front of a half-dozen frogs in a pond, while another bunny plays the bongo drum, and a third buny collects tips in a hat.
Daily bunny no.3292 knows some froggy music
The thing about my posting is you will never know if I am posting drunk, high or sober. All posts are the same from me. You can guess but you’ll be wrong, always wrong. I am God’s Cruel and Divine Mystery #gcadm
“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives
this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
Knowingly spreading misinformation that causes panic in any context is a personal moral failing. It is always wrong. And demonizing people when they correct you is also a moral failing.
nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims
Last month in The Onion: