That is not bloodborne at all are you bonkers

Guy in the bathroom stall next to me got his butt blowing bubbles jfc

LMFAO

[Kurt Cobain voice] Cum

Big ears means big feet right?

*checks bio* the fuck you mean they're 28 (should have noticed beard does not have a gray hair in it)

I will soon reach the point where I will be calling people slightly younger than me hot dads.

There's a whole 36
(Reskins of 10 base enemies and 2 bosses)

No DOING DOING DOING DOING DOING for you

"Im using the machine for idiots!" - guy being paid to not be an idiot

Fuck I love 200 hour open world games where there are just four weapon types but you get to loot new weapons so this sword does +1.7% poison damage and this sword does +2.2% damage against Gagobears

When someone you don't like starts liking the band you like

i belieb in u......

Would you suck off a gorilla for your daughter?

Shit movie but he yabba dabba did it

I win friends and influence people by talking to them like I'm their 3rd grade teacher and they have been very naughty.

Yeah I went to Kicks Your Ass Island and they never heard of you but they all kicked my ass

What the fuck is this

Lemme take a look

I wanna kiss that funny raccoon so yes plz draw more of him 👀

Government basically admitted it spread UFO and alien rumors about area 51 so people would think "spooky aliens" instead of secret military projects

THE SKULL

if your high look at this right now

Mommy Smokes Weed

It was always this exact picture of Noory too
I don't know why we decided it would be him

When I was like 13 me and a bunch of my friends raided the forums for a young adult author that no longer had any moderation left yet was still slightly active. We posted like it was our forums and made in-character gimmick accounts and posting pictures of George Noory in 100s of threads

I forgot it was spelled tsetse

Was driving behind a Honda Accord and I just thought to myself, "What a gay little car."
(In an affection way)

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

Did someone say

👁👃👁
snfffff

Goo?