Bene Gesserit = girls groupchat

Bene Tleilax = boys groupchat

I take it back
Emilia Perez oscar sweep

Damn, mother darling, you live like this?

EVERY BOG BODY IS BEAUTIFUL

Count Orlok voice:

I'm so julia

GADDAFI IN SQUID GAME?!??

The Meat Build

(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

Screenshot of the netflix app, with a large ad for their port of civilization 6 that exists for some reason

Yeah let's play civ 6 on netflix on my phone that'll be a great experience for sure

Welcome milkfriend

I've gotten so many strange and vague booking dot com ads at this point that I've started treating them like lightning rounds of geoguessr.

I'm like the rainbolt of booking dot com now

Liv Agar

Mom says its my turn with the odour

Baby, for our special night I opened the Yao Ming

Wtf this is not a good deal

Opinion -

9/11 really changed everything for instance dog shit used to be white

Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.

Oops! I've rentered my "physical fight or flight response to the idea of checking my youtube subscriptions or instagram feed" era again

Anyway, I don't think I'll be beating the "Highly restricted, fixated interests that are abnormal in intensity or focus" allegations anytime soon

My bf's patience never ceases to amaze me - sometimes I just go on rants for 10s of minutes covering a uni lecture's worth of history and geopolitical shit and he just kinda rolls with it.
He's a good one, I tell you!!!

I'm calling it now:

Megalopolis Oscar sweep

Amazon notification showing me a deal on a crossbow

Hmmmmmm not sure about this one

Saaame I deactivated the other day, but hadn't used it in well over a year at this point 🥴

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

I don’t think Tilda Swinton is an actor. I believe all that stuff really happened to her