a very confused Trump: "Look at Justice Ginsburg. She was not exactly a young woman. The election was taken. They had a Democrat who could've appointed a liberal justice. About two minutes after the election, she went out." (Ginsburg died in September 2020, when Trump was president.)

Tabs, Mon., April 13, 2025 Morning news roundup and things to read!

Hungarian Rhapsody! Tabs, Mon., April 13, 2025

Morning news roundup and things to read!

www.wonkette.com/p/tabs-mon-a...

We've reached the point that they're using the Epstein files to cover up Iran

Guys if melania were implicated in an international conspiracy of systematic sexual assault and pedophilia ring I’m pretty sure brett ratner would have mentioned it in the documentary

I remember when MAGA morons were pushing Russian propaganda from their Putin-paid influencers and calling us “warmongers” for supporting aid to Ukraine so they could defend themselves.

🚨FREE RAIL FOR EURO KIDS — BRITISH TEENS STUCK WITH TRUMP'S POODLE AND HIS BREXIT FANTASIES!
Young Europeans to be given free rail passes this summer… unless you’re British
#UKNews

How the US Christian Right and Anti-Abortion Lobbyists are Reshaping NHS Policy A new investigation exposes a global network of anti-abortion groups and US Christian nationalists using UK courts to target bodily autonomy

📌 ICYMI — How the US Christian Right and Anti-Abortion Lobbyists are Reshaping NHS Policy

A new investigation exposes a global network of anti-abortion groups and US Christian nationalists using UK courts to target bodily autonomy

And there it is. bsky.app/profile/ronf...

🚨 No sponsors yet for Reform UK flags, which Lee Anderson said would not cost taxpayers ‘a penny’!
£75K FLAG FIASCO. #UKNews

So you're going to wear pocket squares and pins with the words of the first amendment on them?

You think the guy who can barely read his speeches is going to be shook and even notice? Really?

Going to pass notes around too? How about doing your jobs and not both sides reporting.

And his bar tender 😎

What is true:
- Hundreds of Billions lost
- Thousands of British businesses bankrupt
- Increased food costs
- Less tax revenue for NHS and public services
- Less control over migration in the channel
- All liars now more wealthy without any punishment

TRUMP 6 months ago: That couldn't possibly be me who drew a headless, naked, pubescent girl on a birthday card for Jeffrey Epstein's birthday! I have never drawn a single thing in my life! I can't draw at all!

RFK JR, today: WELL, ACTUALLY....

Trump lies about EVERYTHING.

It sucks that our service men and women and their families have to pay a heavy price for Cadet Bone Spurs’ stupidity while he builds his ballroom, hosts parties, plays golf, pardons drug traffickers and con artists, and grifts billions for himself from foreign sources.

Trump continues to deplete stockpiles of expensive & important weapons, gets bases blown up, troops killed & injured, aircraft damaged & radars destroyed, and throws away billions of dollars on his war of aggression while disrupting the global economy and raising cost of living.

Maybe instead of running around filming workout videos for social media, renaming bases, hunting DEI, firing outstanding officers, and fighting to restrict press access, Pete Hegseth should’ve been studying the war in Ukraine to learn something about modern drone warfare.

Donald Trump’s approval rating is in the red even on Fox News.

Love this for him.

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We don’t need Reform importing Trump-style chaos.

We need local champions delivering real change, not dividing communities.

@lisasmartmp.bsky.social

The ground will be swampy with urine, so if youre gonna dance there, wear your galoshes.

That's the same two weeks in which his Healthcare bill will be announced, right?

Meta avatar people sitting around a screen in a virtual boardroom

you’re laughing. they’re shutting down the metaverse and you’re laughing. i hope you’re proud of yourself for killing mark zuckerberg’s dream.

Democrats will hopefully oppose these “policies” by reminding Americans that all the GOP cares about is this culture war BS against the transgender community while gas and grocery prices are skyrocketing and US soldiers are dying in Trump’s real, illegal war against Iran-and BOTH “wars” must end

Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter™ — but let’s get real. the only thing Pete’s ever killed with his own bare hands has been a fifth of whiskey. and, of course, nothing says I’m the manliest hombré to ever punch war in the face more than stamping your foot and holding your breath until you turn blue because your precious fee-fees got all hurted and stuff.

Plastered Pete Kegstand is big mad at photographers for making him look like the dickbrained clown he is. I cover this and all the other dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday round-up. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION to reading it. link is here: bit.ly/4bH0sOB

The worst part? That is not an exhaustive list!

No one else wanted “I was stupid enough to try this” written on their tombstone.

The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

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