Amy Jony Barrett

A bat. Big ears, beautiful wings… the whole nine yards

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

99% of the time people want to reap what they sow, it’s the whole idea behind farming.

I think Cervantes was definitely writing for the screen.

In The Winds of Winter if Daenerys is hungry she should eat a bhaegal.

It is important to me as a hater to listen to fellow haters!

It’s a straight line from someone saying that in like 1630 to the complete collapse of the Dutch economy

Won’t get a second time so we skipped over tragedy straight to farce.

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…somehow got the dreaded Laramie????

@jenkatwrites.bsky.social is laughing at me she does not see the vision here.

Regret to inform everyone that I rewatched the 2015 Power Rangers fan short and it’s still the sickest thing ever put to film. Solid twohander for most of it w/J Vanderbeek and K Sackhoff, two cool action scenes in twenty minutes, cyberpunk grimdark tits and explosions, techno music, twist ending. 💯

Tbf I’ve gone to a lot of weddings and eaten mammals while surrounded by mammals.

That’s from the intro to the musical I think. The auctioneer is selling the chandelier and says it’s central to “the strange affair of the phantom of the opera, a mystery never fully explained.”

Throat Goat? Uh actually sweetie it’s called a giraffe.

Gandalf being a public domain wizard is going to feel SO GOOD. you could put Gandalf into so many situations

I am surprised every time to learn I still have at least some deeply buried allegiance to Roman Catholicism which is now only activated when I see Evangelicals talking about it in a way I know means they consider me, my family, my ancestors, and anyone like them to be subhuman

False Spring? Why don’t you go crown some girl you’re not married to the Queen of Love and Beauty about it!?

We don’t even HAVE a US ambassador, we’re halfway there!

A Knight Of The Seven Kingdom’s use of the song Sixteen Tons fundamentally misunderstands Dunk’s relation to the means of production. In this essay, I will

No! No!!

Rogue spotted

Find someone who loves you as much as Ser Duncan the Tall loves being knocked unconscious and having the plot explained to him afterwards.

I do not! Just because games are annoying doesn’t mean we get to not play them!

Clash of Monarchs, the game about the seven years war! Or in this case, the 1.5 years war because the Austrian player ragequits and goes on a rant about how anyone who likes the game must be stupid

a man with a sword stands next to a statue ALT: a man with a sword stands next to a statue

Older brothers, 1992: You get to be LUIGI
Older brothers, 112 AC: You get the GIRL SWORD

You don’t have tomatoes

Larys Strong has a thousand feet, and one

How was it?

Make the players create them I wanna see who my friends think is the perfect man for me