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Kirsty never gets a break. 😢

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TONY: "You'll never guess what I got for the Anguses, Helen!"

*proudly holds out a handful of beans*

TONY: "They're organic!"

Bulgaria's new PM looks similar to Armando Iannucci

Armando Iannucci's new project looks great

And, as if by magic...

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If Adam flounces off and Ruairi goes to prison, I quite like to see Kate run the farm for comedic value #TheArchers

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I hesitated to share this anecdote, because, as everyone knows, it should really be shop-bought custard rather than cream with that particular pudding.

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The time-honoured strategy for such troughs is to put more of your energies into doing something else while it's on in the background, and then at least you've got ironing / food prep / washing up or whatever to show for the 13 minutes 🙂

a man in a suit says i 'm the oldest boy Alt: a man in a suit says i 'm the oldest boy

I was hoping for a Succession reference...
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a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie making a face . Alt: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie making a face .

What?! It's just a simple anecdote about farm work and pudding.

You seem to have a bit of a dirty mind, Nynzi... 🤔
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To be fair, you have to imagine Humphrey Lyttelton reading that out for the full effect...

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Give my regards to Sven.

I've never forgotten him telling me about the time he worked as a farmhand at Home Farm followed by dinner at Adam and Ian's.

After a hard time all day in the polytunnels, Ian did some vigorous whipping to produce cream for his spotted dick.

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a man with a mustache is dancing in front of a red sign in a dark room . Alt: a man with a mustache is dancing in front of a red sign in a dark room .

Oh but Rex isn't going to enable Alice by getting drunk around her.

No siree!

He's not going to make Chris's mishtake

Not. At. All! (hic!)

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Chris has never got over Alice. He's only just realising...

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BEN: I'm glad your date went well, Lottie. Did you know that Chris is my second cousin's ex?

LOTTIE: (glazing over) Uhuh...

BEN: And she's going out with the brother of the man her sister shagged.

LOTTIE: (slumping in chair) Uhuh...

BEN: My grandad's first wife's half-brother's boys.

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Oh Rex, you tit.

I like that

Thank you. That's useful 🙂
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I have only ever had one aunt. I've never addressed her by name, precisely to avoid the whole issue of how to address her.

But then I had to reply to an email from her... 😱

I decided to prefix her name with "Aunt".

She objected.

Never again.

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Search seems to be broken intermittently on Bluesky, but I can add at least see the posts of people I follow.

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Yes I wondered that. It was hard to tell in the moment.

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought Scientists say finding is ‘very concerning’ as collapse would be catastrophic for Europe, Africa and the Americas

The reported likelihood of Amoc collapse has increased from 5% to over 50%. 😬
Again and again, we need to brace ourselves for some of the worst-case scenarios and use our anxiety to drive action.

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Rather moving. 😢

Thanks heavens for Tracy!

Tonight's #TheArchers chat is in peril!

I feel as though we need a fallback option for when Bluesky is as flaky as this.

I'm not going back to Musk's fascist pedo site though.

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Do we get to hear Debbie's thoughts on the Hungarian election result? #TheArchers

That's terrible. But I'm not sure it justifies murder.