My partner and I watch and quote the Mt. Olive pickle video far too much
Posts by Schmagatha
Just donβt make any deals with the hat man
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Why did I pronounce it βcig-ritzβ in my head?
Picrew mondee
Two sets of kissing turtle figurines
You never see me at the club? Well, I never see you at the Goodwill making the turtle figurines smooch.
The job market is absolute trash and capitalism is soul crushing. Sending hugs π«
War is over!
hi y'all! I have made a gofundme campaign asking for help with some big expenses that are hindering me from being able to find a new living situation. PLEASE DO NOT feel like you need to donate - sharing it helps as well!! I appreciate the support and love I've had from this community so much <3
Enjoy your day ππ
Thatβs exactly what I told my partner!
New sleep paralysis demon unlocked
I saw a great post that said something like: do you think Coachella locals know theyβre seeing kpop Jesus? π
Full bush summer
There is a strong likelihood that my manager will ghost our 1:1 π©
Thank therapists for therapy!
Regina George pulling up in her car with text: buckle up, fuckos
I have four (4) meetings on this fridee
the thighs are thighing!
Make sure you turn the volume on the tv wayyyy up (HMJ loves that)
Len - Steal My Sunshine is my all time ultimate summer jam
Costume dept please put him in shorts, I know you can figure it out π
Love an egg sammy
My husband got so good at this with our baby. It always startled me but you got this!
π« Iβm so sorry, sending hugs
Rest up! βοΈ
And Iβve always said that!
Fr I hope you feel better π«Ά