I’ve never been great with short form posting because my brain is a short form post and they don’t work well together but I did connect @micro.blog to Bluesky, Threads (yuck) and Mastodon (?) so that I don’t have to dilute my brain meats further.
Posts by LABCREATURE
When did there suddenly so many emoji
Working on designing a few new stickers but also working on tech stuff like managing all these little social media things.
Sometimes you wake up and think "Okay but who is Delia Deetz AFTER she's found artistic inspiration from her Beetlejuice encounter?"
People declaring human made art as A I are infinitely worse than the slop makers.
That tracks!
Haha we’ve had it for fifteen years and even though a friend suckered me into it, it’s the one knife that has never dulled lol! But who really cares what the brand is, I fucking don’t.
Haha I bet they would get along so well. He loves all the dogs!
PS This was so scary and I scream and laugh every time I look at this photo but I already had my phone camera pointed at one of the cats when he did this. So a unique photo was born and then I rescued us all from a dog with a knife. Who needs A I?
Photo of our dog Reggie, a brown Belgian Malinois Shepard and who knows what else mix rescue holding a silver and white serrated knife in his mouth and standing on a laminate wood floor with a stainless steel refrigerator in the background.
Have you met our dog Reggie? He is sweet. He is naughty. He now knows where we keep the knives. Send help … or treats.
#DogSky #DogsOfBluesky #PuppyCrime #PetSky #SoScary
I’m finally home after two and a half weeks in New Jersey! All sorts of adventures occurred but I’m super behind on nearly everything, including taxes. Today is the day and I will get them done!
Movie title card that has a blood red background with a fanciful retro font that says “Dracula has risen from the grave”.
Currently watching Hammer’s ‘Dracula Has Risen From The Grave’, in remembrance of my late father-in-law, an amazing human who loved classic horror. It’s been two years and I miss him a lot.
A question for writers: Is your craft fueled by blood, caffeine, the bones of your enemies, your big brain, all of the above or something unimaginable?
No point here the than to say I appreciate all of you human writers making weird things.
My weakest spot is narrative writing. I don’t know how anyone does it but I know it’s hard work and takes dedication.
I do have AP style training from years of working with many wonderful copywriters through two decades of working in marketing teams and I truly admire what all yall writers who are not robutts do.
When I write things longer than five words I work so deliberately yet so slowly and poorly that I don’t think the robutts would like to learn from my writing. But I don’t want to learn from them either, so that feels fair?
black tee shirt on a orangey-yellow background, white text a la "Virginia Is for Lovers" says "GenAI is for Losers" with a yellow sparkle next to it
People should do people things and robots should do robot things, not the other way around. You may disagree but you're wrong 😘✨
topatoco.com/products/wig... 🥔 @wigu.org
Tubular Bells is all well and good but imagine if Goblin had done the score to The Exorcist
Settings / Accessibility
And yes it get weird when describing my “illustration of a grey cat dressed in a Jason Voorhees hockey mask with red triangle markings in a sitting pose with a wooded, shadowed background with a blood red sky” but I do it for you.
Screenshot of the Bluesky app settings under Accessibility that says “Alt text - Require alt text before posting” (with a blue, active round toggle switch) and “Display larger alt text badges” (with a grey, deactivated round toggle switch).
A friendly reminder to add that sweet alt text to all your images. It may take a minute but is a good thing to do for others. Also the app has an option to make it required when you add an image so you don’t forget.
If you love horror movies that go beyond the mainstream, this is a MUST HAVE. Go get some.
I regret not saying no nose no notes but it’s too late
*Spits out my milk*
Waitaminute
Love it love the nose no notes
Poster for the New Jersey Punk Rock Flea Market Spring Fling 2026, featuring two hands shaking over flames, one arm and hand in a plaid suite with the other arm has red skin and sharp nails. April 11-12, 2026 at The New Jersey Expo Center. Advance tix at pink market.com. Free parking. $15 Advance. $20 cash at the door.
We’ll be setup at the New Jersey Punk Rock Flea Market this weekend. Come see us if you’re in the area! #newjersey #punkrock #art
Three hours early is my comfort zone with a good three hours between connecting flights 😂
i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted
it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted
have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how
I must add that drawing backgrounds for most of my stuff these days rather than a plain color backdrop like I used to do these have become like 1000x more difficult to pull off lol