If you say it quickly "Shitty Piss Bastard" sounds a bit like Mikel Arteta

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Never in doubt

@jpmsandie.bsky.social how many of these do you need?

It's squeaky bottle time

Yep that seems to be the one!

Lost&Found:
Found this shopping list, pls let me know if you know to whom this belongs

Hi! (My name is)
What! (My name is)
Who! (My name is)
I don't believe it!

I have done my duty.

Probably cheaper to stay in a hotel and liberate one!

An ickle baby!

I was thinking of a fox and kangaroo hybrid so they could jump and do flying kicks

Spent the night looking at a tiny ginger pianist

Admiral Dong is a pretty badass name to be fair

giving everyone tuberculosis

Well done!

Classic OG. Quintessential.

Customer: Why is the pub such a mess‽

Barman: A famous Spanish actor came in earlier, got really drunk and smashed the place up!

Customer: Javier Bardem?

Barman: No but if he does it again I will for sure.

Yikes, he's going to have a very tense meeting with HR when he's back in the office

I wouldn't go up on the roof to fix the aerial

I am making a headline collage.

👀

Very good

with your arthritis?

It's a trap!

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Fun fact: Igor Tudor spent less time as Spurs manager than Meat Loaf did at #1 in 1993 with I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)