Spongebob Squidward watching through the window meme

Watching Brazil, South Korea and Hungary get rid of their authoritarians

i must do have him blocked bc he didn’t come up but there is some powerful work being done by parody accounts 😭😭😭

had to log on for the first time in a minute just to make sure i have jd vance blocked

Bluesky's new AI tool Attie is already the most blocked account other than J. D. Vance | TechCrunch More than 125,000 Bluesky users have blocked Attie in just a few days, sending a strong message from the user base.

lmfaooo techcrunch.com/2026/03/30/b...

I'd take legal action if a racoon moved under my house but if a bear moved in I'd just leave. That's his house now.

the effectiveness of violin techniques such as tremolo and glissando at instilling fear and unease in the human psyche suggests that at some point in the past, we were prey for some kind of stringed animal.

i saw the term “luxury surveillance” 3x today and managed to avoid knowing what it means but i fear it’s only a matter of time

the work is mysterious and important

TNG scene. Data, on ship, is standing in uniform with his head slightly cocked, like that thing a dog does if you say ball or walk or treat. Closed caption reads, "You mentioned your impending death, Grandpa."

He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’

the govt owes the folks of the 9th ward reparations for how poorly they handled every aspect of this tragedy

the media also owes them for the abhorrent racist reporting - with the exception of soledad o’brien who is a national treasure

we need a word specifically for smell PTSD

binged the katrina doc yesterday bc apparently the real time american newsfeed wasn’t devastating enough for me and whew

couple stray observations:

brad pitt was always a villain hiding in plain sight

terrifying preview of life as extreme weather events ramp up in frequency & magnitude

If I see a company branded cybertruck driving around, I’m going to avoid that business for the rest of my life.

2 hrs never flies by faster than when ur looking at super expensive furniture online

theory - the more egregiously
out of ur price range it is, the faster time passes

wonder if they spell it Epcot or EPCOT?

#ajlt

glitch maid🔌🔌📟2

glitch maid 🔌📟1

death is the only way i can break free from this timeline and how sure can we even be about that

Found nature’s Labubu. Meet the telescopefish:

i tweet for the people who think often about how the morning show used waka flaka flame for the moment the network got hacked in the ransomware episode

😭😭the music supervisor was off leash for that one , truly feral choice

i am a camcorder truther who ✨still✨does not believe it’s 2 ppl hugging , i refuse to commit to that reality !!

i don’t ever want a car again but i do wish i had a little tank i could cruise around LA in

a military tank but make it fashion . would also settle for a fashionable bulldozer

unreal how much less cluttered this app is than twitter too - like a vacation for my eyes

do it anyway and invoice ur neighbors

this is so sweet and reminds me of when twitter was less nazi

(which is ultimately the entire aim of bsky i suppose! well played)

but love will never do hair & styling

escapade