Literally this

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something…

Pretty sure I just lost a whole cluster of brain cells just listening to Patel's ignorance.

OMFG did they play the imperial march??? HOLY SHIT

A gorgeous portrait of the White House entirely aflame, the smoke billowing and the flames lighting up the night sky. It sparks deep patriotic ferver. This is what democracy looks like. Also there's a white button with blue text below the portrait. The text reads "Learn more" and if clicked it takes you to the menu of a local brewhouse.

If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol

This is NOT normal.

Easy to lose this in the noise of the day, but the prime minister of Canada just said the US president, leader of the global hegemon, wants to soften us up economically so he can annex us.

That is one of the most remarkable statements, and realities, in our history.

This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.

The image is a colorful historical painting depicting a chaotic battle scene, likely from the 19th century. It shows British soldiers in red coats and dark pants, some wearing tall black shako hats, engaged in combat with Indigenous warriors in the foreground. The soldiers are armed with muskets and bayonets, while the warriors wield tomahawks and other weapons. In the center, a British officer in a red uniform lies wounded or dead on the ground, supported by another soldier. Smoke and dust fill the air, obscuring parts of the battlefield, with tents and flags, including a Union Jack, visible in the background. The landscape features grassy terrain, hills, and trees under a cloudy sky.

I'm sharing an image a day to celebrate the culture and history of Canada.
Today, it is the Battle of Queenston Heights on Oct. 13, 1812. Despite being outnumbered 3-1, the Canadians and British won the battle against the United States.
#ElbowsUp

🎨John David Kelly

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

This may be the fastest Presidency to recession in American history

Sweden called, suggesting you party like it's 1979. Call in sick to work because you're feeling 'gay.'

‘It’s Total Chaos Internally at Meta Right Now’: Employees Protest Zuckerberg’s Anti LGBTQ Changes Meta's decision to specifically allow users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" has sparked widespread backlash at the company.

New: Meta employees are furious about a new policy that allows users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill." Some have resigned in protest. Some LGBTQ+ employees have started saying they if they are 'mentally ill' they should get leave of absences from work

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Brilliant.

@deadder.bsky.social

Planned Parenthood provides affordable healthcare to millions: cancer screenings, STI testing, birth control, and prenatal care. Only 3% of services are abortions. Meanwhile, billions of taxpayer dollars subsidize oil companies. But sure, let’s defund programs helping people in need.

Prom night.

MOOD.

Did you know Pam Bondi is the sister of Bradley "Brad" Bondi, a lawyer who represented Elon Musk and Tesla against federal securities fraud charges?

Serious LARPer vibes.