Just an Etsy Witch trying to influence the outcome. LFG MARINERS!!

Go Sounders!

They really don’t make themselves look very good, do they? We’ll arrest you for protecting democracy, but we’ll run to protect pedophiles.

We are very lucky to have him!

Well… is it in coffee? If so, you can get away with nearly anything.

Probably my stupid brother.

THIS!

Well… it’s cool if you’re a deranged alcoholic sycophant.

They don’t want ACTUAL accountability.

Perhaps we need to start drinking earlier?

If this continues, SNL won’t need writers at all!

When Pope Leo rebukes Trump, and he will, his message will resound through American Catholics like never seen before.

Yes?

Let lightning strike him now.

Is Brad Evans hungry?!

I ate tacos for lunch, after all…

You should be prepared!

a woman sitting at a table holding a cup ALT: a woman sitting at a table holding a cup

CHEERS!

I’m so very sorry!

I love that it includes your reflection! Can you believe Im working tonight?!

Isn’t it awful?

Too much truth in this. And pain.

I appreciate Marc Elias very much.

And a bay leaf for the kitchen gods.

Yes! This.

I love the exclamation point. Cake is always worth an exclamation point.

These are dangerously good.

In sixth grade, I was “going with” a boy because we were both the tallest in the class. But he was dull, so I sent him a very strong letter. Amazingly, it had exactly the same impact on the democracy of this nation.