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Posts by Mike Hansen

Well, maybe the ocean should get its shit together and start producing more oxygen? Or not. More oxygen means more snakes. I don't really like snakes. But I don't really like my dad either, so, maybe you should just get off the ocean's ass about its oxygen production...what do you think about that?

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The older I get the less I think Wolverine claws are going to pop out of my fists.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Is that a Sentinel body?

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Mutoid Man - "Call of the Void" (Official Video)
Mutoid Man - "Call of the Void" (Official Video) YouTube video by Sargent House

Really reminds me of Mutoid Man with a little extra pizzazz youtu.be/wdQFzJIG-dU?...

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Do you think they cleaned it first? I doubt it...

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"How can you listen to somebody who say's -I don't know anything about this subject- but proceeds to talk about the subject?"

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

God damn it I need a scanner

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

"I yield for the question while retaining the floor, motherfucker" - Corey Booker preparing before March 31st, 2025 (probably)

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The funniest thing about new Simpsons episodes is that even the torrents are unpopular.

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I don't like how casually people use things that were once meant to be initiated and encompassed at a desk, now just on the fly when they're picking up frozen pizzas. I still think being online happens at my desk with my computer. 'Internetting' away from your desk should be called something else.

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A smarter person than myself laid it out by basically describing that those who do believe they're saving the country will receive some of the spoils. The theory of "trickling down" didn't work on economics and in this capacity it won't either.

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Racism

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"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna (steak and fries in my case) at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." -- Silent Bob

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If Trump understood tariffs... why haven't the folks at Jack Daniels simply moved production to Canada to avoid tariffs? Because it's fucking stupid. They're just not going to sell in Canada, not move production a single market. Thinking companies will move for a single market is simply insane.

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So what you're saying is that I can go fuck myself? Right. That makes sense.

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Why We Should Invest In Rat Massage
Why We Should Invest In Rat Massage YouTube video by MinuteEarth

Props to @philkolas.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDU3...

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

"School of Hard Knocks" as your education or anything in your social media bio should lose you access to the internet or at least a gross misdemeanor.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Fucking scum

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Just out here raw-dogging thoughts.

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Thank you for explaining it, honestly I had no idea where it was going.

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And season 1 of True Detective will live for fucking ever.

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Streaming subscription fees, Youtube ads, pop-ups, and general privacy infringement are a tax on people who aren't tech savvy enough to pirate content or block IP addresses.

Also, Reddit is now used to train a large language models meaning you are directly training the monster.

Be safe.

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It's been like 6 years, I think boring ass white guys can finally retire "Let's go".

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Ridiculous finisher.

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Fan service and call backs are the future of media. Until there's a platform where everybody can be watching the same thing at the same time to create memorable and relatable moments, the only way these people can make money is by grabbing that dead horse everybody remembers and beating it again.

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Honestly, what you're doing is a public good. Never stop wasting their time. Keep up the good work!

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I don't have anything witty to say in reply, but I completely agree with you.

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Success looks different to everyone.

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Nobody suddenly becomes religious when things are going great.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Tried it out #MEGALOOT off Steam, awesome game for a guy that's only using one hand! Great job, lots of fun!

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