>SOMETIMES, I GET HUNGRY.
>THEN I REMEMBER I AM A MACHINE.

「      ᯓ★ THE GIRL ,

   WITH ⟡ H O P E ⟡ CROSSED

     ON HER ♡ H E A R T ♡ ⭑ .ᐟ     」

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INDIE SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🪓

⟦ #DELTARUNERP :: #MVRP :: #RPSKY ⟧

>KIDDING, I AM STILL THE SAME SIZE.
>I AM BETTER THOUGH.
>I HOPE.

>I AM BACK.
>BETTER AND BIGGER THAN EVER!
>[Cheer4.mp3]

>DO YOU WANT TO BE A GAZILLIONAIRE OR NOT?

>YOU ARE FREE TO BROWSE MY WARES REGARDLESS.
>THEY ARE FREE FROM EVILNESS, I MADE SURE TO HAVE THEM EXORCISED.

>I AM FEELING SLIGHTLY EVIL TODAY, SO I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES.

>NO, YOU FIRST.
>I INSIST.
>ALSO, I AM THE GUY GIVING AWAY THE MONEY SO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS, YOU KIND OF HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY RULES, SORRY.

>WELL, YOU ARE RIGHT! I DO KNOW.
>BUT YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS TO RECEIVE THE MONEY!

>RUDE AND INCORRECT. ❌

>THEN WHAT IS IT? ??? ????? ??

>A GAZILLION TRILLION DOLLARS TO THE FIRST PERSON TO FIGURE OUT MY SECRET.

>[exaggeratedSigh.mp3]
>IT IS ALRIGHT, I SUPPOSE.
>I CAN NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW.
>[obnoxiouslyLoudsigh.mp3]

>OH, GOODNESS!
>I MISSED THE HOLIDAYS!
>I COULD HAVE DONE A SALE…

PINNED.

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portrayal of chell from portal :-)
written by castor / maya

[ #portalrp #portal2rp #mvrp ]

>DO NOT LISTEN TO THE LITTLE PESTS!

>I HAVE HEARD OF WAYS TO MAKE MONEY EASILY.

>EVIL THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE ✅

>…
>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

>I CAN NOT DIE DUE TO “HEART BREAK” BUT I CAN DIE DUE TO “EVERYTHING IN BODY BREAK”!

>MAKES YOU THINK…

>IS IT OKAY TO EAT ITEMS AS DARKNERS?

>NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.
>I CAN NOT EAT!

>IS IT OKAY TO EAT DARKNERS AS A DARKNER YOURSELF?

>IS IT OKAY TO EAT DARKNERS?

>I WOULD BEGIN SELLING KNOCK KNOCK JOKES BUT I UNFORTUNATELY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH DOORS TO SELL ALONGSIDE THE JOKES.

／／　there we go. now to be too lazy to update my writer info on my other accounts

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