Chat messages reading I accidentally made a fucking gallows what Followed by a Strava route screenshot which is very clearly gallows

and people think I'm the radical leftist in the marriage

Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in jail on the orders of President Donald J. Trump

lol, this guys a fucking idiot and a bunch of dems voted to confirm him.

it’s amazing how beautiful every single cardinal is. every time i see one i am transfixed. i would do anything a cardinal told me.

In topology, we were talking about the Euler characteristic. There’s a theorem that if a sphere is tiled by hexagons and pentagons with three meeting at every corner, then there must be exactly 12 pentagons (like a soccer ball). I brought in this golf ball as an example. Do you see a pentagon?

Sketchbook

hey @mayor.nyc.gov this was announced 12hrs ago and i don’t see anything in the news about you restoring the healthcare of trans youths and adults in nyc or will you continue to stay silent?

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

Jerry wearing thick glasses on Seinfeld

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Moon Ghost

o7

Crumblin' Erb YouTube video by Outkast - Topic

Happy 420!!!!!

tricking a giant into grinding my head into the pavement like it’s a cheap pencil eraser

Joining us for our April 29th show in Irvine will be Ben Rodgers and Jon Gabrus! Tickets at doughboyspodcast.com.com/live @benrodgers.bsky.social @gabrusky.bsky.social

in which The Minions meet HP Lovecraft and eat his cat

wow, breathtaking

that’s a beauty too, often think it to myself when something bad happens

it’s cool that the future is just different ways to surveil as many people as possible

The Marasubathon to End Pot Use starts NOW twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy

the card is a ford focus hatchback and for some reason they like them so i probably seem like a poser for not knowing why my car is cool

goddamnit, i knew this was the answer but didn’t want to believe it

why does every auto store cashier treat me like this:

[i bring part i need to counter and checked it is the right one]

(cashier looks at me and my product, asks me make, model, and year of my car) are you sure that’s the right one? … ARE YOU SURE “SURE”

The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

ann of karenina

listening to karp - self-titled

everyone talking about karp and it isn’t the band and it’s pissing me awffff

“…poor Frankie”, easily the funniest delivery in modern history

Just a horse (shirt) get some stuff

horse shirt alert shop.mjjii.com/products/jus...

THANK. YOU.