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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

*rattles cage bars*

I wanna do BTS stuff all day!! Not this work stuff!!

Sadly I pay for the BTS stuff with the work stuff so... Ugh.

fandom has always been built on complete sincerity. online culture has become allergic to the very notion of earnestness, and it's making fandom spaces miserable. the sooner you free yourself from the shackles of shame around sincere fannishness, the more joy you'll find

people HAVE to accept that being in fandom is cringe. it will be viewed as cringe, and that is okay. embrace it. you cannot engage with media in good faith if you're in fandom space behaving cynically as if you're superior to the media and the creative community around it

Fingers and toes crossed for you!

Just a small nibble. A tiny one. Please.

Heads up, TM are sending out more confirmations this morning. I just got another ticket @taetaebun613.bsky.social

I'd have to check what temperature water the machine spits out, it's definitely not boiling

Oh, I have that! It's my office mug, and it's seen, amd will continue to see, an obnoxious amount of tea.

I got an alert from my bank before I got the email so maybe check there?

a close up of a person 's face with their mouth open . Alt: yoongi screaming with the text *continues screaming for a while*

...I got a soundcheck ticket in the raffle?!?!?!?!?!

Ah, Hobi. I get it. I wish neither of us did, but we do.

The Porcelain Throne cares not for your petty needs, only your sacrifice

...is Tae wearing a leash?

CRYSTAL SNOW IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026?!?!

"Heart Untameable" is going to make a great tattoo

coming to collect by onthistangent summary: The guy is dressed casually in gray sweatpants and a loose-fitting gray tank top with a colorful print on it, with a backwards cap on his head. His hair is dark, curling slightly around his ears and wherever else it's escaping the containment of the cap. Brown eyes, full lips. Very handsome. So handsome, in fact, that Namjoon pauses to stare for a split second before he manages to shake himself out of it. "Um, hello. Can I help you?" Namjoon's gaze drops down and follows the length of a silver chain around the guy's neck to its end, where a simple circular pendant lands right between his well-defined pecs, the bulge of the muscles prominent through the fabric of the tank top. His eyes linger for a moment before he manages to force himself to look back up. The guy beams, hands in his pockets in a relaxed manner. "Hi, and sorry for bothering you at such a late time, but I'm here to collect a debt." - or: Namjoon has repeatedly forgotten to return the kimchi container of his acquaintance from a book club he attends. She sends her son to his house to get it back. It spirals pretty quickly from there.

Photo of Namjoon in a suit and thick-rimmed glasses looking very smart, next to a photo of Taehyung in a loose-fitting slutty tank top with his tongue poking the inside of his cheek in a teasing manner

ship: Namjoon/Taehyung rating: explicit tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Researcher Kim Namjoon | RM, Frat Boy Kim Taehyung | V, (or at least Taehyung gives off major frat boy vibes), Age Difference, Namjoon is in his early 40s and Taehyung is 25, Taehyung is weird and we're here for it, Namjoon is also here for it, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Namjoon gets fucked good, Kim Taehyung | V is a Brat, but he's also hot so he's forgiven

✏️ coming to collect
✏️ #taejoon #BTSfic
✏️ 6.8k words / E-rated
✏️ age gap, PWP, researcher Namjoon, Taehyung with major frat boy vibes, Taehyung thinks Namjoon hasn't been fucked properly in a long time so he's just being helpful!

🔗 ao3.org/works/83232616

Oh, the humanity

We just need to be in the building

I did the same for LV 😂

Your kink is not my kink AND THAT'S OKAY

One day I will be able to book direct flights to Korea to see BTS. Today is not that day.

I've learned so much from your posts, I'd love it if you kept it up

A purple padlock at Namsan Tower. It says "BTS x ARMY forever"

If you can find a Fritz Coffee, their baguettes are solid and the butter is excellent. Also the walrus is cute.

I'm fascinated by how different Sope are about their cats

Hobi: These are my beloved children, deeply embedded in my private sphere. You've heard them before, but that doesn't mean you'll ever know their names or faces.

Yoongi: LOOK AT MY BOY you don't mind if he's just me now, do you? 😸👍

namkookvmin: somebody’s gonna die

yoonjin: of fun!!

hoseok: by me

Did anyone else clock the camera person stepping off the stage and falling flat on their back? They popped right back up, but I hope there was no lasting damage. It looked like it hurt.

A view of BTS' Arirang tour stage in the rain from the cheap seats. It looks Hella slippy

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It's the financial stuff that's wild to me. What do you mean this is my fourth time in Korea and *now* I can use my foreign credit card to top up a metro pass?!?!?!