Gowrix with a very small head peeking up from his collar. It's almost cute! But if you think too much about his anatomy, it leads you to some uncomfortable places. You're thinking about it right now, aren't you.
ɪᴛ ᴀᴍ ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴɪɴɢ. ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ꜱᴇᴘᴛᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ!
ₙᵤᵣₚₗₑ
ₐₘ ₙₒₜ ₘₐdₑ ₒf ⱼᵤg ₘₒₙₑy ₘᵢₛₜₑᵣ fₐₙcyy ₚₐₙₜₛ
ₕₑ ₐₘ ₛₒᵤₙdₛ ₗᵢₖₑ ₐ ₛwₑₗₗ gᵤy
Sexy Gowrix looks sexily out of an old fashioned, sexy mirror. In front of the mirror on the left is a lit candle, which may or may not contain a sexy candle ghost. So sexy.
ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴅᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠɪʟᴇᴇꜱ
Yₒᵤ ₐₘ Wₐₙₜ ₛₒₘₑ ₐᵢᵣₑₚₗₐₙₑ ⱼᵤᵢcₑ?
ₛₒ ₛₚᵢcy
ₐₘ ₚᵣₒᵥᵢdₑ ₘy ₒwₙ fₗᵤᵢdₛ.
ₕₑ ₐₘ ₛcᵣₑₑₐₘ ᵢₙ dₑₗᵢgₕₜₑ
Gowrix as the gremlin in the Twilight Zone episode Terror at 20,000 Feet. He's just being friendly.
ₐₘ ₐₗₘₒₛₜ gₑₜ ₜₕᵢₛ wᵢₙdₒw ₒₚₑₙ...
Gowrix peers in the airplane window at William Shatner having a little freakout in the scene from the Twilight Zone episode Terror at 20,000 Feet.
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴋɪʀᴄᴋ ᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ
Dₒₙᵤₜ wₒᵣᵣy ₐₗ. ₐₘ ₐₗwₐyₛ cₗₒₛₑ by yₒᵤ.
ₜₕₑy ₐₘ ₜₐₛₜₑ bₑₜₜₑᵣ ₒₙ ₜₕₑ ᵢₙₛᵢdₑ
ₜₕₐₜ ₐₘ ₒₙₗy ₐₚₚₗy ₜₒ cₒwₐᵣdₛ
Image of a plastic salad dressing bottle, with a mottled light yellow dressing visible through the bottle. A green label with white text reads "Gowrix Salad Juice. All Natural | 'Non-Toxic'" There's a cartoon version of Gowrix's face on the label and on the tamper-proof seal on the neck of the bottle. You do NOT want to tamper with it.
ᴛᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴀʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇʏ ɢʟᴏᴏᴘ!
ₛₒ ₛₜᵢcₖy
ₕₑₙₗₒ
Bₑₗᵢₑf ᵢₙ yₒᵤᵣₛₑᵥₑ!
ᵢₜ ₐₘ cᵤᵣₑₛ ₕᵢccᵤₚₛ ₐₙd ₛₚₐcₑ ₗₑₚᵣₒₛy
A selection of old-timey medicine bottles containing lovely stuff like heroin, cannibis, cocaine, and Gowrix Wonder Liniment. The liniment says it's for external use only, but you're not a coward, are you?
ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙɪʟʟʏ. ᴅᴏɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇʀʏ.
ₛₒ bᵤₗbₒᵤₛ
ₐₘ bₑᵢₙg ₒₙₗy ₐbₒᵤₜ fₒᵤᵣ ₐₙd ₐ ₕₐₗf ₜₑcₕₙᵢcₐₗₗy
Gowrix and Alexmander smiling for the camera with a baseball game in the background. Gowrix is wearing a Big Brothers cap.
Wₕₐₜ ₐₘ gᵣₑₐₜ ₖᵢd
ₜᵢgₕₜ ᵤₙᵢfₒᵣₘ ₐₘ ₘₐₖₑ ₘy fₐcₑ ₗₒₒₖ ₛₒ bᵢg
ₐₗₑₓₘₐₙdₑᵣ ₐₘ gₒₒd ₖᵢd. ₕₑ ₐₘ ₙₑₑd ₚₒₛᵢₜᵢᵥₑ ᵣₒₗₗ ₘₒdₑₗₛ ₜₒ ₐₘ ₗₒₒₖ ᵤₚ ₜₒ.
ₐₘ fₒᵣgᵢᵥₑ yₒᵤ ₘy cₕᵢₗᵢ. Yₒᵤ ₐₘ ₖₙₒw ₙₒₜ wₕₐₜ yₒᵤ ₐₘ dₒ. ₐₗₛₒ ₜₕₑ ₕₐₜ ₐₘ ₛₘₑₗₗ Wᵢₙₙy ₐₙd yₒᵤ ₐₘ cₐₙₙₒₜ fₐₖₑ ₜₕₐₜ.
Gowrix on the DS9 Promenade, wearing Kai Winn's hat.
ᴀᴍ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴋᴀɪ ᴡɪɴɴ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴇ ʜᴀᴛ... ᴍʏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅꜱ.
ₐₘ dₒ ₘₐₙy ₜₕᵢₙgₛ ₐₘ ₙₒₜ ₛᵤₚₚₒₛₑd ₜₒ dₒ
Bald Gowrix on the bridge of the Enterprise D, wearing the red Captain uniform. He is boldly going where noone wants him to go.
ɴᴇxᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴀᴍ ʙᴀʟᴅʟʏ ɢᴏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ. ᴇɴɢᴏʀɢᴇ!
Yₑₛ, ᵢₜ ₐₘ fᵤₗₗ ₒf bₐₙgₑᵣₛ