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Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

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deer girl by gutterbunny

deer girl by gutterbunny

lesbian visibility, me, being a lesbian, visibly

#furry

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Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 72 - Go West Young Meowth
Frame 1443/2300
Caption: She thinks I'm a freak?!

Timestamp: 00:13:52.105

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 72 - Go West Young Meowth Frame 1443/2300 Caption: She thinks I'm a freak?! Timestamp: 00:13:52.105

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 72 - Go West Young Meowth
Frame 1443/2300
Caption: She thinks I'm a freak?!

Timestamp: 00:13:52.105

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Donate to Help Alan Get Urgent Vet Care, organized by Bailey Quartz Over the last two weeks, I noticed a shift in Alan's general mood and temperament. In the … Bailey Quartz needs your support for Help Alan Get Urgent Vet Care

We had to bump up the total for the gfm because none of the clinics available could see him soon enough for diagnosis.

The emergency vet we had to visit was miserable. Gouged us. Fuck BluePearl.

We're opting to just make the time Alan has as comfy as possible.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-alan-...

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Pope out here talking like he’s in MGS2

3 days ago 257 84 7 2

Surveillance state supporters have a real bad case of Peterthielia

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holy shit we should get bitch drinks

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Please help our friend Alan. We're still recovering from all of the other holes we're crawling out of while trying to maintain a shred of sanity.

Alan is a friend who ties the house together, and keeps us company through all of it. We're devastated with the news. Any shares or donations help.

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BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

6 days ago 31545 13835 199 221

tfw fuzzy and dumb but not in the ideal way

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Need a Dem model for Dead as Disco ngl

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24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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Screenshot of a poll on what appears to be Tumblr, 10,522 votes cast. It asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent"? The first option is "Yes", it has 0.8% of votes, the other option, "Remind me in 3 days" has 99.2% of votes.

Screenshot of a poll on what appears to be Tumblr, 10,522 votes cast. It asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent"? The first option is "Yes", it has 0.8% of votes, the other option, "Remind me in 3 days" has 99.2% of votes.

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Just a reminder that you can download all my cover songs of videogame classic soundtracks on mbrserver.com/warez.zip

It does include 42 tracks.

SPREAD THE CODE

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Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!

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20 years of Neil's magnetic sets

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An MS paint drawing of a hairless rat playing a rainbow keytaur with a rainbow background. Text on the image reads: “April 13 / Banging out the tunes!”

An MS paint drawing of a hairless rat playing a rainbow keytaur with a rainbow background. Text on the image reads: “April 13 / Banging out the tunes!”

20 years of this so let’s look at this art I did three yrs ago. Happy 4/13, Neil’s day

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Fist me

Fist me

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This is like unwrapping a starburst with your tongue and spitting out the wrapper

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"Addams Family Goes on a Cruise" sounds hilarious tbh

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126 hours of banked vacation hours wtf am I doing

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classic

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ill get the nailgun

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Who wants to play Lethal League Blaze with me, I'm on a kick for it

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Better start Looksmaxxing

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So the getup I want to do with Saxis is me as Morticia Addams and him as Gomez, we still need to fill slots for the rest of the Addams family

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Meowscarada sketch

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