Oh! I see now. Sorry

Are you saying he posed a pledge of allegiance to the Groyper movement? I haven't heard that so I'm really curious to see that evidence if you have it handy.

You just don't see people laughing all the way to the bank anymore, not since they invented mobile deposit

Leaving the toilet store yelling I SAID BIDET, SIR until somebody finally gives in and laughs

It's pretty revealing that when the left talks about tyranny we are referring to anonymous government agents snatching people off the streets and stuffing them into unmarked vans, and when the right talks about tyranny they just mean taxes

made daily with FOOD

Jordan Peterson, weeping:

Guy who put half his life savings in NFTs 3 years ago: yeah you can just use AI for that

You look like you post on Bluesky (derogatory)

Everything that's been happening this past week is a distraction from the real issue: my favorite new vegan fast food joint is out of milkshakes for the next 10 days

how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”

Need a bowl of the chili that made Alex Jones forget his son's name

INSPIRING: This nonbinary pet-sitter keeps misgendering my cat

*Trying to fit in*

Walton Goggins' noggin tea is insane

Image is two big stacks of stroopwafels with a lot of caramel seeping out of them

I make vegan stroopwafels now

She saw me getting driven away on the hood of a car during a road rage incident and got the ick

A BlueSky bio that says "I will immediately discuss different opinions with different friends, don't let age limit you. I will retweet interesting comments"

Positive affirmations have gotten more interesting lately

You can still buy dinosaur eggs oatmeal at the grocery store and they won't even check your ID and find out you're 32

the dutch went off when they invented stroopwafels

I'm not crashing out, I'm a one man flash mob

Please, Mr. Son was my father. Call me "Dad Son"

People literally died from Covid while claiming it doesn’t exist. There is never going to be a wake up call for some people. A lot of people. It’s not about convincing them if they can’t be convinced. IMO it’s about overwhelming them entirely with opposition.

Hey quick question what the fuck are you talking about

It's going to be so funny when he dies

I remember my history teacher having us debate whether "might makes right or right makes might" and all I could think about was that if one party is powerful and wrong it does not matter who is right

He goes by Midnight so that tracks

Fluffy black cat in the snow

Neighbor's cat in the snow. Can hardly see him

Gazing directly into the dental assistant's eyes for the entire hour long oral exam through the cool shades she gave me

When the metal music actually sounds good and infuriates the gatekeepers who say it's not metal unless it sounds like you're getting run over by a bulldozer >>>>

The sexual tension between the instructions on the bag of popcorn and the microwave's popcorn button...They deserve a night alone together just the two of them