It’s only right, we can’t be having Wojciech Szczesny in a Champions League final.

They’re done a job on us there. Can’t help but think we’ve been a little bit too emotional and naïve. Still in it but huge ask.

Is Rio Ferdinand turning into… a Gooner?

Honestly, we still don’t realise how lucky we are to have nurtured a talent like Myles Lewis-Skelly. He is generational, I’m telling you.

If Saliba needs to blow his nose, he can reach for Mbappe.

Been working late, what’s the score?

I cannot stand managers that dress like ball boys, I’m sorry. Especially in a final. 🗑️

Bye bye Humpty Dumpty.

All that’s left now for Arteta to send a final, clear signal to the board is to bring Kiwior up front.

No.

Because this is what we’re used to now.

We could play until midnight and we’re not scoring.

TROSSARD FACKSAKE!

Leandro Can’t Crossard?

Leandro Drossard.

No eyes on the ball, forearm to the face. Absolutely fine.

I think we all know the answer to this one…

This is all on KSE, be excited my arse. They do not give a fuck, their asset has continued to increase in value and that is the bottom line for them.

Can’t help but feel that the season is literally on this second half.

Really poor defending all round there. Califiori, Gabriel and Rice.

Ffs Tom, we ARE old people now aren’t we.

Forget that mate, we need to know what the onion to cheddar ratio will be for the lunchtime bap.

People taking it as a given that Real Madrid will be our quarter-final opponents if we beat PSV…

Bad night that one. Their fans were fucking loud tbf.

Lionel Nwaneri.

It goes ‘woooooooooooooahohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mikel Merino’ m8

Ethan apart, this has been turgid.

Chelsea are wank again, and I’m here for it.

Diving with his feet for that one.