No, You Go | Portlandia | IFC YouTube video by IFC

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That was one of the hardest things about learning to drive in Oregon. It's so crazy because you get both extremes. You get the Portlandia four-way-stop sketch drivers, but also the guy who runs a light that's been solid red for 5 seconds.

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"Hi" 😭😭😭

I saw something similar downtown last night. It kept trying to get me to drive in the wrong direction!

When I took the correct turns, it recalculated and cut 5-10 min off the trip each time. It definitely wasn't poor signal or needing to recalculate. It was just telling me to go the wrong way...

Fishbowl Bong This is ofishially the cutest bong on the internet! Please don't tap the glass, it scares him!!! Aside from being the cutest bong you have ever seen, this fish bowl piece really does have it all! Made...

There's always something like this...

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A hook up with a straight dog.

He's trying his best.

#doberman #otter

8 teams unveil new City Connect uniforms It’s all connected. The past to the present and the people to the places, with baseball serving as a bridge. Eight clubs unveiled a new wave of City Connect uniforms for 2026 on Thursday, and the bold...

I used to really like the City Connect stuff. What were they thinking this year? lol

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Woah, I wonder if there's a pineapple 😂

I don't think that's what it's intended to be, but what else could it possibly be?

I really miss when the commander precons came out once per year. It was so fun, and they were usually somewhat balanced against each other.

This Is Unsustainable | Magic: The Gathering YouTube video by Tolarian Community College

I threw in the towel about 2 years ago.

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Also, how does bluesky still not have polls?!

What game is this? lol

But also, over 300,000 people were victims of personal check fraud in 2021. I'm pretty sure that's the entirety of people who still use checks!!!

And here I am buying some because some people won't just charge 3% more and run my fucking card. 🤷‍♂️

The other thing that's wild about checks is that there's like no security with them. You literally just get someone to print a piece of paper with your bank account on it, and away you go.

Don't fuck around with it, it's serious business. They will find you and get you.

I guess you can also put your life motto on your checks, too. I can't believe they never added "LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." to this list.

I'm very tempted to use "I can't be out of money, I still have checks" because it harkens back to an era where people actually used checks. But alas, that costs $2.99.

I'm using CHECKS IN THE MAIL, where I can still add personal logos to my checks to show how quirky I am or to have a conversation piece for the plumber to comment on, I guess.

How can I ever decide, though? Do I choose rooster, corn, or chastity key?!

I need to get stuff done to my house, so we're on a journey to purchase personal checks today.

I really don't understand the point of personal checks. Like, just bill me the 3% or whatever to Paypal/Square/whatever you.

My dream, since I was a child, has always been to Klarna a Costco hot dog.

Elon Musk says a 'universal high income' from the government is the answer to AI-fueled job losses. Elon Musk endorsed a "universal high income" in response to AI-driven job losses, and says there won't be inflation due to surging productivity.

They're trying to warp UBI into a thing that just makes them richer.

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Introducing: The Cuck Massage Chair

This has been on my list, but I keep forgetting about it!

Blasphemy

(VIDEO) Cockpit Goes to the Dogs: Pilots Under Fire for Mid-Flight Meowing and Barking Match In the video, which spread widely online, pilots from Delta and American Airlines operating out of Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport can be heard meowing and barking before air traffic control...

Alright, alright. Which one of you was it?

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New badge ribbon idea just dropped

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

No, the whole thing is cringe beyond words.

I just needed to get this dumb thing out of my head, lol.

Hot Take: The people trying to cancel the popufur clout video guys to gain clout and become more popular may not be doing it for noble reasons.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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