Accurate 😂

So far, 4 year old has been her extra clingy self glued to my side over the holidays, and I have hardly seen the teen who has been home but living his best nocturnal snacking gaming life in his room.

Jokes on you. I don't have a wallet(or money to steal)

My teenager got up before noon and is showering. I hope he's feeling ok.

Haven't been on here too much as I've been busy with family and doing my own thing but I will be back more soon.

I hope you'll still love me next year

Merry Christmas!

Heyyyyy in b&w

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

If anyone ever gives me a handmade gift I respect the shit out of that.

True love will find you in the end

And it will kill you while you sleep

Sometimes, I wish i could just stop loving you.

Hi. We should be kissing now, but you're not here.

emotional intelligence is an invaluable currency

Hahaha next time it might be a little longer. Like 2 and half minutes maybe.

How'd that work out for you?

I'm not ready to lose you

You have great lips. We should probably kiss.

I worked retail for years. But luckily it was in a music store so I got to choose the music

Omg. I would snap

I'm not sure how I can even begin to forgive you

It's on me, really. For being stupid enough to trust you.

How could you do this? You. Of all people.

Dreaming of you is so bittersweet. I miss you. I miss us.