Galaxy brain: start the Martian at 3rd, you cowards
Posts by Daylight Saving’s Monster
Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
I am definitely a fan of “OJ’s son did it and OJ took the hit”
I’m concerned that too much of Tennessee’s infrastructure is Dolly Parton-based
Okay, had a legit lol from this pair of ads
Can anyone, like, ever close a body of water, mannnnn
It’s heartening to realize that, as frustrating as the Yankees have been this season, every other AL playoff team from last year is doing so much worse
sending this to your girl saying ‘you ❤️’…high risk high reward
Gondorians hearing Isildur’s heir has returned:
I just want you to know how much I enjoyed this
Yankees Teammates with 8+ HR Through 22 Team Games
1956 Mickey Mantle 11 | Yogi Berra 10
2022 Anthony Rizzo 9 | Aaron Judge 8
2026 Aaron Judge 9 | Ben Rice 8
All gave some (of their thongs). Some gave all (of their thongs).
Saw a guy at a fairly nice restaurant wearing a Rockies jersey of this guy who was released by the team last year and has bounced around the minors since and I can’t stop thinking about it
I like to imagine that he sometimes actually appears in a little bubble next to her laughing like the Great Gazoo in the Flintstones
An underrated funny aspect of when It Happens is if It Happens while sports are airing and the tone with which broadcasters will break the news
Absolutely shocked to learn that Mike Trout is only 34.
Gonna tell my kids this was Will Graham and Freddy Lounds
“Will you go on one date with me in exchange for saving the world?”
(extremely long pause)
Why he look like he just realized the Adele lookalike is actually Adele
It's time for Yankees baseball.
“‘And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.’ -Hans Gruber, ‘Die Hard’” -Michael Scott, “The Office”
“The other 15%? You guessed it - strychnine.”
(In retrospect I have no idea what was the purpose of these toys)
So here’s something annoying from the 90s I’ve never quite gotten out of my head youtu.be/uBMi037Oh60?...