VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Scorpio: The equation KE=1/2 mv^2 where m=83,250kg and v=343m/s will figure very heavily in your day today. Also, you should probably get your life insurance looked at.

a phrase that has been coming to mind a lot lately: reality always bats last

First day as an infrastructure engineer at Bluesky. They let me put a piece of bologna in the CD drive and nothing bad has happened so far

WaPo can't decide whether salad dressing is good or bad.

As I was about to say before Bluesky pulled a failwhale, WaPo has conflicting opinions on salad dressing. This is an actual juxtaposition.

Thys hath a certayne ryngge to it

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Amazingly, REBOOT was right there, and the Chronicle stepped right over it.

Dick Tips? What the (mo)hel...

(I'll be here all week. Try the bris-ket!)

Same, although I've seen more of his documentaries than his books. I really need to clear some shelf space...

the most evil guy in the country wants to feed everything you've ever done into a machine that replicates you so he can eliminate you, and some people still walk around saying "well, there ARE some uses for this technology"

"We are wealthy enough to just widen the eye of the needle so our camel will fit through it!"

Watson, a tail is afoot!

Peter Davison being presented with a 75th birthday cake by Nicholas Briggs and Heather Challands, during recording of Doctor Who at the Soundhouse in London.

Many happy returns to the Fifth Doctor, Peter Davison! 🥳

I probably should have specified secular law enforcement :D

Pope Leo is weak on crime? ...does the President realize that the Papal office is not a law enforcement agency?

I had some people round for dinner last night, and I tried to impress them with a sauce created from vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide. But all I've done is make myself an absolut laughing stock.

Parrot goes on underwater adventure in his custom-built submarine “He enjoyed it,” said the owner of Bebe the parrot, who has also come along for skydiving, skiing and 500-mile bike rides.

we all live in a parrot submarine

Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak - and I'll show you how it's done You can transform your old Kindle - even a bricked device - into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how.

Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak — and I'll show you how it's done
You can transform your old Kindle — even a bricked device — into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how.
www.zdnet.com/article/your...

I grew up in south central Indiana. Hoosiers don't need to actually read this, we already know :D

Microsoft engineers in 1996: We will innovate new and revolutionary ways to connect the world.

Microsoft engineers in 2026: We will innovate new and revolutionary ways to make people sign in again.

I was going to comment on a Bird with cats :) (ps moadim l'simcha!)

Howard Brown Health Access LGBTQ affirming primary care, STI/STD testing, HIV/AIDS services, TGNC healthcare, and women's health services at clinics across Chicago.

Howard Brown is very comprehensive, but I don't know if they have rheumatology. They have four locations on the north side and three on the south. howardbrown.org

Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend

Heath Ledger as The Joker

Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards

His job is to destroy the United States

Czech Republic

He doesn't suffer fools, he pities them