Dear Liam,
Now its you
Dear Liam
Who knew

From rain down under
To shanghai dry
We all wonder
Why Marko cry

We must let you go
Because “the brand”
Next to fry
Is the little man

Goodbye Newey, Wheatley and more
Left on good terms, butt sore
Max will save us. Say it out loud
He will stay. No doubt

I have no idea what this is about.

What I miss in the new FIA rules is waterboarding - live transmitted from Race Control. Give Herbert a bucket of water and some towels. He has the height and will crack the occasional joke. Make it part of the onboard package on F1TV

Rotate image. Can of ass stuck on your pepsi.

1 double diffuser = yes. 2 double diffusers = more yes.

David, I would delete this if I was you. Flavio is on Blueskye.

If F1 cars gain their main downforce from the floor, why not have 2 floors? Haters can’t handle this fact.

Cough cough bullshit cough cough.. I should make me some tea. My throat appears to be suffering from the seasonal truths

Saving up a giant turd

In hindsight, it lacks eyebrowness

You’re too many now. He has a family.

Verse2:

Always your braking has been a bliss
Hitting the apex - never miss
I hope we will see you soon again
Or next time I break in, I will leave a stain

As per request…

verse1:
Daniel, you’ve been on my radar for a while
The fast guy with the smile
We have never met and most likely never will
But yes, I was the one who broke into your bedroom and gave you the chill

Another advantage is all the time saved counting constructor prize money.

Finally above 30 which is great news for you all interested in my juicy gossip about Spanners.
But just as I am about to post it, I check my account and now we’re at 45. It’s too bad really, but I can’t support bad taste this way. Guess we have to wait until after 50.

Had prepared myself for the 18 followers revealing post, but we’re almost double that now at 29. I can’t throw him under the bus like that.
If we are more than 30, it’s a completely different story though and I will consider it my obligation.

Is this /s?

Damnit

When I hit 18 followers Imma tell you all a secret about Spanners..